WHALLONSBURG, NY – A local part-time farmer has developed a strain of marshmallows said to be the largest known to man. “One of these big boys could make S’Mores for an entire troop of scouts,” said the farmer. Local rumor has it that anabolic steroids were used as an aid to germination. A DEA agent was spotted near the farm last week.
No Vermont marshmallow farmers were available as of press time to comment on how this might affect them.