Sec. Fletcher Cleared as South Canadian Political Drama Continues
SOUTH CANADA – New evidence has come to light in the case of the UTC plant bombing. Despite video footage showing South Canadian secretary of […]
Month: December 2017
Former VT GOP Head Dave Sunderland Revealed to Be a Bot
RUTLAND – After a series of repeated tweets this past week, authorities have revealed that “Dave Sunderland,” former chair of the Vermont Republican Party, does […]
All BHS Classes to Be Held in Executive Session
BURLINGTON – The Burlington school district school board announced today that all classes at Burlington High school will be held in executive session for the remainder […]
Lt. Governor Dave Zuckerman Steps Down Amid Allegations of Star Wars Spoilers
MONTPELIER – After several complaints by unnamed staffers over the weekend, Vermont Lt. Governor Dave Zuckerman has announced his intention to step down amid a […]
Syrup & Cows #028 – 12/17/17
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VT Releases List of 7 Words Banned in Official Legislation
MONTPELIER – The Vermont legislature has been advised to avoid certain words while drafting policies and legislation. This order, which came directly from the governor’s […]
South Canada Teeters on Brink of Civil War
SOUTH CANADA – After video surveillance footage surfaced of South Canadian Treasury Secretary Alan Fletcher planting explosives at the UTC Plant in Vergennes, VT, inner […]
Tourists Begin to Arrive in Vermont for the Beginning of Skid Season
FAYSTON – As the first real snowstorm of the season blanketed the state this week, out of town visitors began to pour in for the […]
Vermont to Begin Collecting Sales Tax on Gifts From Santa
MONTPELIER – After a controversial decision to crack down on sales tax from online retailers such as Amazon.com, the state of Vermont has decided to […]
Vermont GOP Stands Behind Roy Moore, Because That’s the Non-Penis Side
DANVILLE – Vermont Republican National Committeewoman Suzanne Butterfield has made a statement of support for accused pedophile Roy Moore in the special election that will determine […]