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Month: May 2018

Mass Exodus Sees Burlington Lose One Fourth of Its Residents Overnight

May 21, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – In a shocking and sudden population decline, the largest city in Vermont lost over 25% of its population in one day as residents […]

Syrup & Cows #050 – 5/20/18

May 20, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermonters Able to Set Aside Differences to Focus on Important Issues

May 19, 2018 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – As the U.S. saw two school shootings in one day and some Vermonters vocally protested new gun laws recently signed by Governor Phil […]

Vermonters Agree, World Was Less Complicated When They Were Younger and Stupider

May 18, 2018 The Winooski 2

WINOOSKI – A new survey of Vermonters has shown that the majority of residents believe the world was far less complicated back when they didn’t […]

Vermont Golden Honey Festival Relaxes Standards for Vendors

May 17, 2018 The Winooski 0

PROCTORSVILLE – The Vermont Golden Honey Festival has issued a notice to potential vendors for its September festival, informing them that the requirements for participating […]

Vermont Satire Writers Run Out of Ideas, Start Repeating Jokes

May 16, 2018 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski hit a new low yesterday when it ran an article that was an almost identical copy of […]

Star 92.9 Makes the Switch-Over to All Ramadan Music Today!

May 15, 2018 The Winooski 0

COLCHESTER – Top local radio station Star 92.9 will officially switch its format to all Ramadan music starting at noon today and and will continue […]

“Put it Back” Orders City Council to Sinex

May 14, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – A quirky loophole in Burlington’s “Planning, Zoning and Construction Procedures & Policies” has thrown a major obstacle in the construction of Don Sinex’s “City […]

Syrup & Cows #049 – 5/13/18

May 13, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Burlington Implements Anti-Urbanist “Take Back Our Streets”

May 12, 2018 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON –  In their continued clash with the Mayor’s agenda to grow Burlington, the City Council passed a Resolution to adopt an Anti-Urbanism policy called […]

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