Mass Exodus Sees Burlington Lose One Fourth of Its Residents Overnight
BURLINGTON – In a shocking and sudden population decline, the largest city in Vermont lost over 25% of its population in one day as residents […]
Month: May 2018
Syrup & Cows #050 – 5/20/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermonters Able to Set Aside Differences to Focus on Important Issues
WINOOSKI – As the U.S. saw two school shootings in one day and some Vermonters vocally protested new gun laws recently signed by Governor Phil […]
Vermonters Agree, World Was Less Complicated When They Were Younger and Stupider
WINOOSKI – A new survey of Vermonters has shown that the majority of residents believe the world was far less complicated back when they didn’t […]
Vermont Golden Honey Festival Relaxes Standards for Vendors
PROCTORSVILLE – The Vermont Golden Honey Festival has issued a notice to potential vendors for its September festival, informing them that the requirements for participating […]
Vermont Satire Writers Run Out of Ideas, Start Repeating Jokes
WINOOSKI – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski hit a new low yesterday when it ran an article that was an almost identical copy of […]
Star 92.9 Makes the Switch-Over to All Ramadan Music Today!
COLCHESTER – Top local radio station Star 92.9 will officially switch its format to all Ramadan music starting at noon today and and will continue […]
“Put it Back” Orders City Council to Sinex
BURLINGTON – A quirky loophole in Burlington’s “Planning, Zoning and Construction Procedures & Policies” has thrown a major obstacle in the construction of Don Sinex’s “City […]
Syrup & Cows #049 – 5/13/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Burlington Implements Anti-Urbanist “Take Back Our Streets”
BURLINGTON – In their continued clash with the Mayor’s agenda to grow Burlington, the City Council passed a Resolution to adopt an Anti-Urbanism policy called […]