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Month: June 2020

Syrup & Cows #157 – 6/7/20 – Back to Work

June 7, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Barre Police Promises to Work For Racial Justice By Killing More White People

June 5, 2020 The Winooski 0

BARRE – In response to the nationwide outrage and protests after the murder of George Floyd at the hands of police, the city of Barre, […]

Wilmington Man Running For Governor on Platform of Making Kiddie Cones Small Again

June 4, 2020 The Winooski 0

NEWFANE – Brian Frees never thought he’d be running for governor, but with his campaign up and running he now says it’s the only way […]

Judgmental White People Angry Over Non-Sports Related Riots

June 1, 2020 The Winooski 0

DENVER – The city of Denver, CO, pictured above during the 1998 riots that followed the first Broncos Super Bowl win, has released a statement […]

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