The Chamber of Commerce Has Been Opened – Beware!
BURLINGTON – It has been reported by multiple sources that the Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce has once again been opened. A sign reading […]
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Local Man Still At Restaurant Reading Beer List
BURLINGTON – On the evening of Friday June 2nd, Williston resident Aaron Green sat down to dinner at the Farmhouse Tap & Grill in Burlington, and […]
Fletcher Free Library Becomes Epicenter of Turf War for Local Gangs
BURLINGTON – The once peaceful Fletcher Free Library, the largest library in the state, has become the scene of daily violence as rival factions attempt to […]
Vermont Rated “Most Religious State” After Vermont Brewers Association Files for Religious Status
BURLINGTON – In a stunning reversal of statistics Vermont, once dubbed the “least religious state in America” by a 2011 Gallup poll, has shot to […]
South Burlington Group Proposes Changing Team Names to “The Clansmen”
SOUTH BURLINGTON – A South Burlington community group calling itself the “Rebels Way Towards the Future” has proposed changing the names of the local high […]
Third Generation Vermonter Shocked to Discover They Are Not From Vermont
WINOOSKI – Winooski resident Samantha Monteverdi was stunned to discover last week that she is not, in fact, from Vermont. The ugly truth came out […]