2020: A Quick Look Back at the Year No One Wants to Look Back At
Remember back in 2019? When we thought, “what a bad year we’ve had,” and couldn’t wait for 2020 to get started? What is it the […]
Syrup & Cows #186 – 12/27/20 – Canceled
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Thousands of Vermonters Now Apparently Working For the Gall-Danged Power Company
ESSEX – It has come to the attention of The Winooski staff that thousands upon thousands of Vermonters must have suddenly gotten jobs with the […]
Governor Issues New Guidelines on Out-of-State Visitors From North Pole Region
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott released new guidelines Monday morning that impose some, but not all, of the state’s restrictions on visitors from the […]
Syrup & Cows #185 – 12/20/20 – Ho Ho No
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Burlington to Consider Ban or Tax on Fireplaces in the Wake of a Changeover to All Electric Heating
BURLINGTON – Forget about burning that Yule Log, if Burlington City Councilor Pott Ashe has his way. Ashe plans to introduce a Charter Change, concurrent […]
Syrup & Cows #184 – 12/13/20 – Precautions
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State Explores Unifying All School Districts
MONTPELIER – After it was reported that Vermont is considering a unification of all of its state colleges last week, new information has come out […]
Syrup & Cows #183 – 12/6/20 – Advent 2020
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Satire Writers Struggle to Find Something To Write About That Isn’t the Pandemic
WINOOSKI – After many complaints (and a few messages of thanks) regarding their smaller output recently, writers of premiere local satire site The Winooski have […]