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Trump Prepares to Pardon Several Turkeys

November 28, 2019 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON – As the national celebrates a day of thanks for the help provided to our earliest settlers by the people we would later exterminate […]

Democrats Call George Washington As Impeachment Witness; Republicans Question His Patriotism

November 21, 2019 The Winooski 1

WASHINGTON – As another day of impeachment hearings drew to a close in the D.C., Democrats called a surprise witness in one of the nation’s […]

Trump Memo Proposes Changing Veterans Day to “4-F Day”

November 11, 2019 The Winooski 3

WASHINGTON – Showing a level of disrespect to our nation’s veterans not seen since he literally stole two millions dollars from a veterans charity event […]

Bernie Sanders Angry At Not Being Accused of Relationship With Staffer

October 30, 2019 The Winooski 1

WASHINGTON – Back on the campaign trail and in good health after a mild heart issue, Democratic hopeful Bernie Sanders has expressed disappointment that he […]

Bernie Sanders defends Benedict Arnold, calls suggestion that he is a British asset “Outrageous”

October 22, 2019 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON – Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is defending American military general Benedict Arnold this week, calling claims that he may be a British asset “Outrageous” […]

Trump Threatens to Withhold Foreign Aid to Nancy Pelosi Unless She Stops the Impeachment Proceedings

September 25, 2019 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON – Temporary US President Donald Trump has threatened to withhold foreign aid from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi unless she immediately cancels impeachment proceedings against […]

Trump Announces Vigorous Defense of Saudi Arabia, “They were with us after 9/11, in fact a number of them were on the planes”

September 17, 2019 The Winooski 1

WASHINGTON – President Trump announced this week that he will bring to bear all of the military might the US can muster to support Saudi […]

Trump Pre-Blames Puerto Rico and the Bahamas For Future Storm Damage

September 13, 2019 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON DC – As another tropical depression begins to develop into what may become Tropical Storm Humberto, US President Donald Trump has informed the islands […]

Trump Vows to Nuke Hurricanes and Make Atlantis Pay For It

August 27, 2019 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON – US President Donald Trump is firing back against reports that he claimed he would use nuclear weapons to protect the country from hurricanes. […]

Rebuffed by Denmark, Trump Announces Plans to Purchase Vermont

August 21, 2019 The Winooski 6

WASHINGTON – President Trump has cancelled his planned visit to Denmark after learning that Greenland is not for sale. We truly wish we were making […]

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