{"id":1327,"date":"2018-02-23T09:38:53","date_gmt":"2018-02-23T14:38:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewinooski.com\/?p=1327"},"modified":"2018-02-23T09:38:53","modified_gmt":"2018-02-23T14:38:53","slug":"south-canadian-luge-team-accidentally-wins-bronze-medal-in-olympic-skeleton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/2018\/02\/23\/south-canadian-luge-team-accidentally-wins-bronze-medal-in-olympic-skeleton\/","title":{"rendered":"South Canadian Luge Team Accidentally Wins Bronze Medal in Olympic Skeleton"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SOUTH CANADA &#8211; The members of the South Canadian Olympic luge team are being hailed as heroes after a stunning comeback in PyeongChang this week. The team came in dead last in their event, but managed to bring home a medal in an entirely different sport when one member ended up in the wrong place at the right time.<\/p>\n<p>Rick Hickory, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewinooski.com\/index.php\/2018\/02\/06\/south-canada-to-send-team-of-lugers-to-pyeongchang\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">captain of the luge team<\/a>, explained to press after the event how he came to win the first ever Olympic medal for the tiny country of South Canada.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;First off, I thought we&#8217;d be better at luging,&#8221; Hickory said. &#8220;It&#8217;s actually a ton harder than it looks like on the TV. I did my slide, and then I went upta the top again for another try, but I guess you don&#8217;t get another try, or at least they said I hadta wait till tomorrow, but I&#8217;d lugged my sled up the whole dang hill, so I was kinda pissed at &#8217;em, and they told me to leave. So&#8217;s I left. Took my sled, which got all busted up on the luge track anyway, nice sled, got it at the Aubuchon in Enosburg Falls, and now it&#8217;s this scrap of a sled, and I was trynta get outta there, and I tripped over I don&#8217;t even know what, and I fell face first onta my busted sled, and before I knew it I was flying down some other hill. I was a bit scared at first, but actually I enjoyed the ride. Got the ol&#8217; adrenaline going.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hickory had fallen into the skeleton track just as the Dominic Parsons, the Great Britain competitor, was about to start a run, and the rest is Olympic history. The timers started, Hickory flew forward on a thin piece of plastic, and 50.37 seconds later he was a bronze medalist. Parsons has no hard feelings for Hickory, and in fact the two shared a few drinks after the competition. Asked whether he will return to skeleton in four years in Beijing or stick with luge, Hickory told press, &#8220;I had a good time all around, and I might be a better forward slider, but no matter what event I end up in I&#8217;ll always be a big luger.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>SOUTH CANADA &#8211; The members of the South Canadian Olympic luge team are being hailed as heroes after a stunning comeback in PyeongChang this week. <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/2018\/02\/23\/south-canadian-luge-team-accidentally-wins-bronze-medal-in-olympic-skeleton\/\" title=\"South Canadian Luge Team Accidentally Wins Bronze Medal in Olympic Skeleton\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1329,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[34],"tags":[35],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-1327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-south-canada","tag-south-canada"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/TWFI-2018_02_23.jpg","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8JVRF-lp","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1327"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1331,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327\/revisions\/1331"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1327"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=1327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}