{"id":148,"date":"2017-06-08T09:50:32","date_gmt":"2017-06-08T13:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewinooski.com\/?p=148"},"modified":"2017-06-08T09:50:32","modified_gmt":"2017-06-08T13:50:32","slug":"study-deliciousness-of-soft-serve-ice-cream-determined-by-number-of-es-in-spelling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/2017\/06\/08\/study-deliciousness-of-soft-serve-ice-cream-determined-by-number-of-es-in-spelling\/","title":{"rendered":"STUDY: Deliciousness of Soft Serve Ice Cream Determined by Number of &#8220;E&#8221;s in Spelling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WATERBURY &#8211; The <a href=\"http:\/\/vfl.vermont.gov\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Vermont Forensic Laboratory<\/a> has released a study finding that soft-serve ice cream is more delicious when it is spelled with more &#8220;E&#8221;s. Normally the lab, located in Waterbury, deals only with items relating to cases in the state&#8217;s criminal justice system, but when several Vermonters complained that certain spellings were indeed &#8220;criminal,&#8221; the scientists put their tools to work on this vital problem.<\/p>\n<p>After weeks of analysis using the most advanced equipment in the state, it was confirmed that CREEMEES with four &#8220;E&#8221;s are the most delicious by a wide margin. CREAMEES were found to be the second most delicious with only three &#8220;E&#8221;s, followed by the bland 2 &#8220;E&#8221; CREAMIES. There was one instance of a CREAMI with only one &#8220;E&#8221;, but it was vile and inedible. The VFL advises consumers to be on the lookout for summer treats with the correct spelling in order to maximize satisfaction.<\/p>\n<p>When asked about KREEMEES with a &#8220;K&#8221; the forensic scientist with whom we were speaking just screamed &#8220;Sacrilege!&#8221; and slammed the door in our face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>WATERBURY &#8211; The Vermont Forensic Laboratory has released a study finding that soft-serve ice cream is more delicious when it is spelled with more &#8220;E&#8221;s. <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/2017\/06\/08\/study-deliciousness-of-soft-serve-ice-cream-determined-by-number-of-es-in-spelling\/\" title=\"STUDY: Deliciousness of Soft Serve Ice Cream Determined by Number of &#8220;E&#8221;s in Spelling\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":159,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vermont-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/TWFI-2017_06_07.jpg","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8JVRF-2o","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":149,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions\/149"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewinooski.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}