MONTPELIER – As if the Vermont Department of Health didn\u2019t have enough to take care of, the Presidents latest advice to inject bleach, Lysol or \u201cSunshine\u201d for COVID 19 has forced them to ramp up the Mr. Yuk – Stay Away from Poisons program.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The President’s suggestion that \u201c\u2026 something, ya know, should be able to clean your insides out because this thing is some number and\u2026 oh, look, a butterfly!\u201d was deemed to be unhelpful, untrue, and unsafe by members of the VDH.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Long time cleaning icon Mr. Clean meanwhile pressed the White House to \u201ccome clean\u201d on whether there\u2019s some behind the scenes pay-to-play shenanigans afoot. Mr. Clean contends representatives from the White House contacted the management agency that handles his endorsements and asked for a \u201csubstantial amount of cash” for the President to mention their product, in any way, shape or form, during his nightly reality TV show. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sources indicate that the White House used a testimonial from My Pillow.com founder, Michael Lindell to show how sales can jump exponentially from a mention by the the President, and will continue to offer product placement during future episodes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"