Gov. Scott to Revive 1890 Plan to Lure Scandinavians Into Settling on Vermont Farmsteads
MONTPELIER – Faced with tough resistance from current Vermonters over his plan to pay out-of-staters to move to the state and work remotely, Governor Phil […]
VT Democrats Reject Trump’s “Do-Nothing” Slam – “In-fighting and procrastination is not nothing”
MONTPELIER – As Vermont’s 2019 legislative session winds to a close, Democrats are pushing back against President Trump’s claims that they are the “do-nothing party.” […]
VTrans Develops New Weapon to Keep Truckers Safe From Smugglers’ Notch Sirens
CAMBRIDGE – After two trucks were lured to their deaths by the Smugglers’ Notch Sirens within the first week of the re-opening of the pass, […]
Satire Site Angers Readers For Being Both Funny and Not Funny At All
WINOOSKI – If you haven’t spent any time in the comment section of Vermont’s premiere, locally sourced, organic satire site The Winooski, you may be […]
VT Department of Health Encourages Unvaccinated Children to Eat Food Off Floors
BURLINGTON – As the number of unvaccinated children in the state grows due to religious beliefs that public health is unimportant and everyone else can […]
Burlington Group Vows to Pre-obstruct Projects That Haven’t Been Proposed Yet
BURLINGTON – Unveiling a new anti-development strategy, local activist Steve Goodkind, who admits to being neither good nor kind, asked, “Why should we opposers have […]
Syrup & Cows #102 – 5/19/19 – Commencement
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
New Dictionary For Vermonters Omits the Letter “T”
ORLEANS – If you’ve ever failed a Vermont spelling test because you couldn’t figure out the correct letters in “Snallbins,” you may just find redemption […]
Governor Unsure Which Issue He is Most Ambivalent About
MONTPELIER – After what some are calling a frustratingly unproductive legislative session, Vermont Democrats have only a few days left to craft something for the […]
Lincoln Reverses Course, Will Allow South to Secede
WASHINGTON – In a stunning turnaround that goes against everything he once fought for, former president Abraham Lincoln has announced that he regrets fighting to […]