Syrup & Cows #123 – 10/13/19 – Leader
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Trump Asks Martians to Vaporize Elizabeth Warren
LAKE CHARLES, LA – At a campaign rally in Louisiana this week, US President Donald Trump publicly asked the Martians to vaporize Democratic presidential hopeful […]
100-Year-Old Andover Woman No Longer Invited to Young Adult Mixers
ANDOVER – A woman celebrating her 100th birthday this week was shocked to learn at her party that she would no longer be eligible to […]
Vermonters React to Vermonters Reacting to the President
MAIDSTONE – Our top story today is the reactions that Vermonters are having to the reactions that their elected officials are having to whatever antics […]
Vermont’s Most Notorious Drug Dealer Making 99% Pure Antacids
BARRE – “I give ’em what they want.” So said Bill Lesh during his arrest on Tuesday for selling over $3M worth of pure antacids […]
Vermont Changes Official Stance on Climate Change, Embraces Impending Doom
MONTPELIER – As climate change caused by rampant human ennui continues to ravage the planet in non-Vermont places, Governor Phil Scott has reversed the state’s […]
Opinion: Stop Blaming the Poor Road For Your Bad Driving
BURLINGTON – Hey Road. Yeah you. I’m sorry to break it to you, but you’re too wide. You need to go on a diet. Immediately. […]
Syrup & Cows #122 – 10/6/19 – Falling
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Vermont Man Accidentally Writes Civil Comment Online
GUILFORD – The internet was shocked this week when a Vermont man composed a polite and civil response to an article online with which he […]
Dealer.com Receptionist Tired of Explaining That They Are Not That Kind of Dealer
BURLINGTON – Most people in the state know Dealer.com for its innovative automotive web designs and high-profile business footprint in the tech industry. But according […]