Milton Bar Allowed Young Children to Enter, Purchase Beverages
MILTON – An undercover The Winooski reporter has obtained proof that a local bar in Milton has been allowing children to enter, and that these children […]
Month: July 2017
Syrup & Cows #008 – 7/30/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermont 2018 State Budget Allocates No Money to Oceans
MONTPELIER – The Vermont state budget that went into effect this month was hailed as a success of eleventh hour compromise when it was passed […]
Biblical Millstone Uncovered in NY Lake
OLMSTEADVILLE, NY – While on a fishing trip with three friends in the Adirondack Park, Pastor Wilbur McCoy discovered what is believed to be the […]
Air Force to Deliver Up to 3 Helicarriers to Vermont Air National Guard
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Despite the apparent demise of the S.H.I.E.L.D. military program, the Vermont Air National Guard is still slated to receive up to three […]
Federal Buildings in Vermont Refuse to Put Up President’s Picture That Was Never Sent
RUTLAND – Federal buildings across the state of Vermont are refusing to hang up the pictures of the current U.S. president that were never sent […]
Gov. Scott Overthrown in Coup By Mosquito-Led Forces
MONTPELIER – After weeks of intense struggle, Governor Phil Scott has surrendered the state of Vermont to the leader of the mosquito army and resigned […]
South Burlington Sues Neighbor Over Name Dispute
SOUTH BURLINGTON – In a move that threatens to drive a deep wedge between neighboring Vermont cities, South Burlington City Council voted to sue Burlington […]
Syrup & Cows #007 – 7/23/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Amish Complete Successful Barn Razing
LEWIS, NY – Well known for their skill at barn building, a group of local Amish craftsmen have discovered there is a market for lowering […]