Local Couple Creates New Marital Aid

ESSEX, NY – A husband and wife team of veterinarians from nearby Mineville, used to working with large animals, have developed a revolutionary product for dealing with spousal spats.  Called His ‘n Her Dog Houses, each small building provides an enclosed space to house the offending spouse.  In cases of mutual fault, each has his or her own retreat.  The prototypes shown above were on display at this year’s Excess Day, an annual event that is lovingly referred to as “the mother of all yard sales.” The creators of the dog houses feel confident that anyone ordering their product will find immediate use for it.

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