Pope’s Change to “The Lord’s Prayer” Has Ripple Effect on Society
VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis has opened the floodgates with his recommendation of changes to the “The Lord’s Prayer”. The Pope says we should drop […]
Month: December 2017
Syrup & Cows #027 – 12/10/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Explosion at UTC Plant Caused by South Canadian Operatives
VERGENNES – Tensions are running high between the U.S. and South Canada after it was revealed that the recent explosion at the UTC Aerospace Systems […]
VPR Misses Fundraising Goal, Unable to Find Listener Who Is Not a Sustaining Member
COLCHESTER – Vermont Public Radio fell short of its yearly fundraising goal by one member, according to sources at the station. Their internal goal of […]
Gov. Scott Announces Mandatory Sexual Harassment Training For That One Guy
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott announced a new mandatory ethics training that will deal with sexual harassment in the workplace. This training will be […]
Protesters Leave Anti-Construction Signs on State Roads
WILLISTON – Vermont State Police are asking for information from the public after an anonymous group of protesters has installed signs opposing the state’s many […]
Parents Reduce Child’s Allowance, Blame Siblings
WINOOSKI – After years of worrying that their children would one day reject their authority, local parents Mitch and Dawn Bilker have come up with […]
CONTEST: Design South Canada’s Flag
SOUTH CANADA – After a seeming success at letting their citizens choose a national anthem, the young nation of South Canada is turning to an […]
Syrup & Cows #026 – 12/3/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermonters No Longer Required to Pay Federal Taxes
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an unusual case of a major tax reform bill being pushed through Congress before anyone could read it, many Americans are […]