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Month: December 2017

Pope’s Change to “The Lord’s Prayer” Has Ripple Effect on Society

December 11, 2017 The Winooski 2

VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis has opened the floodgates with his recommendation of changes to the “The Lord’s Prayer”. The Pope says we should drop […]

Syrup & Cows #027 – 12/10/17

December 10, 2017 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Explosion at UTC Plant Caused by South Canadian Operatives

December 9, 2017 The Winooski 1

VERGENNES – Tensions are running high between the U.S. and South Canada after it was revealed that the recent explosion at the UTC Aerospace Systems […]

VPR Misses Fundraising Goal, Unable to Find Listener Who Is Not a Sustaining Member

December 8, 2017 The Winooski 1

COLCHESTER – Vermont Public Radio fell short of its yearly fundraising goal by one member, according to sources at the station. Their internal goal of […]

Gov. Scott Announces Mandatory Sexual Harassment Training For That One Guy

December 7, 2017 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER –  Vermont Governor Phil Scott announced a new mandatory ethics training that will deal with sexual harassment in the workplace. This training will be […]

Protesters Leave Anti-Construction Signs on State Roads

December 6, 2017 The Winooski 1

WILLISTON – Vermont State Police are asking for information from the public after an anonymous group of protesters has installed signs opposing the state’s many […]

Parents Reduce Child’s Allowance, Blame Siblings

December 5, 2017 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – After years of worrying that their children would one day reject their authority, local parents Mitch and Dawn Bilker have come up with […]

CONTEST: Design South Canada’s Flag

December 4, 2017 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – After a seeming success at letting their citizens choose a national anthem, the young nation of South Canada is turning to an […]

Syrup & Cows #026 – 12/3/17

December 3, 2017 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermonters No Longer Required to Pay Federal Taxes

December 2, 2017 The Winooski 1

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an unusual case of a major tax reform bill being pushed through Congress before anyone could read it, many Americans are […]

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