FAA Purchases Entire City of South Burlington, Rezones it as a Hazard Area
SOUTH BURLINGTON – In a controversial move this week, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has purchased the entire city of South Burlington after complaints were […]
Month: February 2018
Gov. Scott Orders Military Parade Similar to Montreal’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has reportedly asked the state to organize a military show-of-force that would emphasize his supreme gubernatorial power, and insists […]
Vexing Man Continues to Dress Weather-Inappropriately
RUTLAND – A bothersome individual is upsetting neighbors and residents in Rutland again, as many reports have come in that this unidentified man insists on […]
South Canada to Send Team of Lugers to PyeongChang
SOUTH CANADA – The International Olympic Committee has accepted a last minute bid by South Canada to send a team of lugers to the 2018 […]
Patriots Lose 41-33 After St. Albans Man Sits on Different Couch Cushion
ST. ALBANS – The New England Patriots suffered a devastating loss to the Philadelphia Eagles Sunday night after a local fan failed to sit on […]
Syrup & Cows #035 – 2/4/18
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Mount Anthony Patriots Merge With Pine Ridge Coyotes to Become the Peyotes
BENNINGTON – Citing budget concerns and a steadily declining participation rate, Mount Anthony Union High School has decided to merge their football program with the […]
Keurig Announces New Dr. Pepper and Snapple Flavored Coffee
WATERBURY – Vermont beverage giant Keurig Green Mountain has announced plans to introduce new flavors of coffee after its recent acquisition of Dr. Pepper Snapple […]
Delta To Allow Emotional Support Moose on Flights
BURLINGTON – Seeking to set itself apart from competitors such as United Airlines, who recently denied a woman her vitally important emotional support peacock, Delta […]