Champlain Valley Fair Applies to Be an Official Magnet School
ESSEX JUNCTION – After years of lower attendance caused by school schedules that have crept further and further back into August, the Champlain Valley Fair […]
Month: August 2018
Survey: 84% of Americans Don’t Know What State Vermont is In
WHITE RIVER JUNCTION – A national poll conducted by RSG (Resource Systems Group) has found that 84% of Americans are not sure which state Vermont […]
Safety Advocates Move to Ban Umbrellas After School Lockdown
LYNDONVILLE – An advocacy group made up of local parents and other community members has set their sights on umbrellas after a safety incident that […]
New Study By Vaping Companies Finds Link Between Vaping and Smoking “Total Coincidence”
MONTPELIER – New research shows that Vermont’s rising smoking rates have nothing to do with the popularity of vaping, according to a new joint study […]
Crop Circles in the Shape of Ethan Allen Appear in Sheldon Fields
SHELDON – You don’t need to go to the English countryside to see crop circles anymore. Now you can see them right here in Vermont, […]
Syrup & Cows #064 – 8/26/18 – Batter of Water
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Red Sox Lose to Patriots 14-3 When Confused Team Shows Up to Wrong Venue
BOSTON – In a game that was both exhilarating and puzzling, the Boston Red Sox lost their first game to the New England Patriots last […]
Horror Movie Lobby Convinces State To Pull Rural Cell Phone Coverage
MONTPELIER – If you think it’s safe to assume you’ll have cell phone service while driving down that dusty back road towards that lone gas […]
Celestial Bovine Seen Over Local Milk Producer’s Land
SHELDON – “I knew right away it was a holy cow, when I first saw it shining over there a month ago!” enthused Ima Steer […]
Separated-at-birth Twin Candidates Prompt Revote Demand
RUTLAND – Voters have demanded a revote in the Rutland County Senate primary, saying that two of the gray-haired white men running for the office look […]