Task Force Proposes Moving Church Street to “Whiter Area of Burlington”
BURLINGTON – A task force commissioned by the city of Burlington to give recommendations on the controversial Church Street mural has come up with what […]
Month: August 2018
Trump Bombs F-35s for Vermont Air National Guard
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump announced today that he has cancelled the F-35 deployment to the Vermont Air National Guard. According to our sources, Trump […]
Syrup & Cows #063 – 8/19/18 – First Day of School
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Barre Pothole Gains New Life as Lake Goldsbury
BARRE – A pothole of unusual size has grown large enough to be officially classified as a lake by the Vermont Department of Environmental Conservation. […]
Visiting Witches Disappointed by Brewery Tour
BURLINGTON – A coven of witches from Columbus, IN has expressed disappointment over their tour of Burlington’s breweries in a Facebook post that has since […]
South Canada Signs Trade Pact with Saint Pierre and Miquelon
SOUTH CANADA – As tensions ramp up in the previously peaceful region of northern North America, the tiny nation of South Canada is moving to […]
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson beats out Ethan “Scissors” Sonneborn in VT Democratic Primary, Loses to Christine “Papers” Hallquist
MONTPELIER – History has been made in Vermont, as Christine “Papers” Hallquist beat out several other challengers to become the first transgender person to win […]
Progressives Stage Massive Write-In Campaign
MONTPELIER – In a strategic move that some are calling brilliant, while others are scratching their heads over, the Progressive party in Vermont has chosen […]
Political Signs in Medians May Contain Clues to a Hidden Treasure
BURLINGTON – As election day descends upon Vermont like a swarm of progressive, grass-fed locusts, residents are sure to notice the increase in campaign signage […]
Syrup & Cows #61 – 8/12/18 – Godzilla vs. Champ
Image Credits: Connor Byam.