Local Retailers Reporting Eye of Newt Shortage
WILLISTON – Many of Vermont’s retailers are reporting a shortage on eye of newt, including the big box stores in Williston. This generally unpopular item […]
Month: October 2018
Vermonters Attempt to Ward Off Evil Spirits By Dressing as Terrifying Creatures
WINOOSKI – The celebration of Halloween has morphed from its original spiritual roots to a commercialized festival of fun, following other notable holidays such as […]
Milton Tries to Avoid Ballot Confusion By Adding Identifying Information For Candidates
MILTON – With many reports of candidate confusion coming in during early voting, the town of Milton has decided to add relationships and other information […]
Syrup & Cows #073 – 10/28/18 – Costume Contest
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Local Man Accidentally Dances Like No One is Watching In Front of Large Crowd
SOUTH BURLINGTON – “Oh God, look at Dan!” “What is Dan doing?” “You guys have to see this!” Within minutes the entire room of wedding […]
Maine and Vermont Enter Into Bidding War for New Residents
WINOOSKI – As Vermont struggles with retention of younger residents, the state of Maine has fired new shots in a war to see which state […]
South Canada in Need of Doctors After Switching to “Zero Payer” Health Care System
SOUTH CANADA – If you live in the tiny country of South Canada and are in need of medical attention, there is good news and […]
Putin Accuses Vermont Satire Site of Meddling in Russian Affairs
WINOOSKI – The Russian government has launched an investigation into an American website after Vladmir Putin accused the site of meddling in Russian affairs. Vermont […]
Burlington Considers Moving Ice Art Due to Lack of Diversity
BURLINGTON – If you were in Burlington recently you may have seen the latest piece of protest art created by Brazilian artist Néle Azevedo. The […]
Vermont State Police Now Using DNA Tests To Catch Serial Litterers
MILTON – A beer can on the side of the road used to be just an eyesore, but now it may also be evidence as […]