Syrup & Cows #072 – 10/21/18 – Grand Opening
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Month: October 2018
Meet Pedri and Anna, the Only Two Elegible Voters Not Registered in Vermont
STRATTON – The old Archie farmstead was once a bustling hub of activity in the town of Strafford in Southern Vermont, although in recent years […]
Vermont Crows Hit Girl in Face With Worms
SHELDON – Taking a cue from their seal counterparts in New Zealand Wednesday, two of the Jeezum Crows who trapped Raven Goh in a Sheldon […]
Burlington Newspaper Seven Days Downsizing, Rebranding as “Five and a Half Days”
BURLINGTON – Citing rising print costs and a slow-down in advertising revenue, local Vermont newspaper Seven Days has reduced its coverage and will be re-branding for […]
Plattsburgh Tourism Drops 78% Overnight
PLATTSBURGH – The city of Plattsburgh, NY has reported a startling decline in the number of tourists visiting from out of state. The number of […]
Growing Obesity Epidemic Affects Vermont’s Pumpkin Population
BENSON – With society frowning on “fat-shaming,” and media campaigns aggressively promoting acceptance of all body types, health experts are struggling to find sensitive ways […]
Satire Readers Report Experiencing Sense of Déjà Vu
WINOOSKI – Followers of Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski have reported feeling a sense of déjà vu when reading articles posted by the popular […]
Syrup & Cows #071 – 10/14/18 – Straws
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Experts Confirm Kanye West and Taylor Swift Involved in “Freaky Friday” Situation
A team of doctors and psychologists have confirmed what many have suspected over the past week: rapper Kanye West and singer Tayor Swift have switched […]
Budget Cuts Force Vermont State Police to Use Decoy Hay Vehicles
WILLISTON – With a renewed focus on highway safety and reducing the number of highway deaths in the state, the Vermont State Police have committed […]