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Month: November 2018

Superior Court Rules Poverty Not Protected by Constitution

November 30, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In a groundbreaking new ruling this week, Vermont Superior Court declared that residents do not have a Constitutional right to be poor. A […]

Vermont Billionaires Accused of Paying No Taxes in 2018

November 29, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont’s billionaires are being accused of not doing their part to help the state financially, after it was revealed this week that no […]

Randolph Considers Non-Human Officers After Entire Police Force Quits

November 28, 2018 Jill Allen 0

RANDOLPH – In the wake of the departure of Randolph’s entire six-person police force, town manager Randy Ulf announced that he and the select board were […]

State Pledges Increased Funding to Develop Clean Energy “Snowlar” Panels

November 27, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has pledged to continue moving the state away from a dependence on fossil fuels by increasing state funding for […]

National Romaine Association Pushes Back Against Produce Recall; Claims “Lettuce Doesn’t Kill People”

November 26, 2018 The Winooski 0

MANCHESTER – The picturesque town of Manchester, VT may be renamed for a day next month to “Romainechester” if the National Romaine Association (NRA) has […]

Syrup & Cows #077 – 11/25/18 – Thanksgiving Break

November 25, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Burlington City Council OKs Unlimited Delays to Mall Project

November 24, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Don’t expect construction to start on CityPlace Burlington this spring. Or this winter. Or next summer. Or even next fall. This was the message […]

Vermont Deer Try New Methods to Avoid Hunters

November 23, 2018 Jill Allen 0

BELVIDERE – With deer season well underway, some white-tails have gone to extraordinary lengths to remain alive. In Belvidere, some hunters have reported seeing some […]

South Canada Accidentally Celebrates Thanksgiving

November 22, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – Stores in South Canada were closed this morning, as workers stayed home with their families to get ready for a big meal […]

Local Bigot Not Looking Forward to Dinner With Open-Minded Relatives

November 21, 2018 The Winooski 0

NEWPORT – While many Vermonters are preparing food and setting tables in joyful anticipation of warm family gatherings this week, some folks with differing political […]

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