Bennington Middle Schoolers in Search of Investors for Start-Up
BENNINGTON – A group of five 7th and 8th graders from Bennington, VT has created a GoFundMe campaign in hopes of raising $200 to finance […]
Month: January 2019
2nd Largest Pot Dealer in Burlington Unfriends All Seven Days Employees
BURLINGTON- Several employees of local newspaper Seven Days were surprised to discover this morning that they had been unfriended and unfollowed by Burlington’s second largest pot […]
Vermonters Overwhelmingly Oppose US Border Wall, Support Vermont Border Wall
POWNAL – A new survey of Vermont residents indicates very low support for President Trump’s proposed border wall between the US and Mexico, however very […]
Gov. Scott Unable to Contact $10K Grant Recipients Due to Poor Cell Signal
BERLIN – Vermont made the news last year when Governor Phil Scott announced a $10K grant to out-of-state residents who might be willing to move […]
Syrup & Cows #086 – The Third One is Always the Worst
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Trump Pledges to Keep Government Open At Least Long Enough to Give SOTU Address
WASHINGTON DC – The longest shutdown in the history of the US Government is coming to a temporary close as President Trump agrees to three […]
Saint Michael’s College to Downsize and Merge With University of Phoenix Online
COLCHESTER – Following the news of the closure of Green Mountain College this week, a second Vermont college has announced it will scale back operations […]
Vermont Racists Frustrated Over Inability to Be Prosecuted
MONTPELIER – Concern has arisen among Vermont’s top racists after an announcement from state Attorney General TJ Donovan that he will not prosecute anyone involved […]
Gov. Scott Throws Out All Taxes That Do Not Spark Joy
MONTPELIER – Vermont Democrats were feeling concerned about budgetary matters this week, after Governor Phil Scott declared that he was going to eliminate any state […]
Third Grader Starts GoFundMe to Attend Stranger’s Birthday Party in Boston
HARDWICK – After accidentally receiving an invitation to a birthday party for a child he does not know, a local boy is receiving help from […]