“Snow Drivin’ Teen” Jane Henry Defeats Snow Blower in Tight Competition
BURLINGTON – Despite the chilly temperatures dropping below -20 F with the wind, a crowd of neighborhood onlookers were out early Monday morning to see […]
Month: January 2019
Syrup & Cows #085 – Getting Plowed
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Low Turnout at Homelessness Awareness Day Blamed on People Not Wanting to Be Stuck Outside in the Cold
MONTPELIER – Turnout in previous years has reportedly been much higher for the annual Homelessness Awareness Day and Memorial Vigil held each January at the […]
Nancy Pelosi Cancels Barron Trump’s Birthday Party in March
WASHINGTON DC – In a move presumed to be retaliation for the cancellation of her scheduled trip to Afghanistan to support US troops abroad, US […]
Government Shutdown Has High Approval Rate Among Foreign Operatives
A new study released this week shows that the current government shutdown has an approval rating of over 90% among current foreign operatives. Nearly one […]
$50,000 Raised in Annual Walk For Stupidity
VERGENNES – Hundreds of people gathered in Vergennes this past weekend for the third annual Walk For Stupidity as participants collected pledges in an effort […]
Local Children Who Had Refused to Play Outside Due to Cold, Now Refusing to Come Inside
UNDERHILL – In a stunning turnaround, a number of local children who had spent a good deal of time on the record as opposing outdoor […]
Vermont Now Offering $10,000 to Elderly Women Willing to Have Children
MONTPELIER – The State of Vermont is on record as offering $10,000 to entrepreneurs from out of state who will move to work and live […]
Syrup & Cows #084 – 1/13/18 – The American Dream
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
State of Vermont Hires Explorers to Find Undiscovered Revenue Streams
WINOOSKI – Many Vermonters have been speculating about Governor Scott’s existing revenue streams that he mentioned in his second inaugural address this week, and which […]