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Month: January 2019

“Snow Drivin’ Teen” Jane Henry Defeats Snow Blower in Tight Competition

January 21, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – Despite the chilly temperatures dropping below -20 F with the wind, a crowd of neighborhood onlookers were out early Monday morning to see […]

Syrup & Cows #085 – Getting Plowed

January 20, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Low Turnout at Homelessness Awareness Day Blamed on People Not Wanting to Be Stuck Outside in the Cold

January 19, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Turnout in previous years has reportedly been much higher for the annual Homelessness Awareness Day and Memorial Vigil held each January at the […]

Nancy Pelosi Cancels Barron Trump’s Birthday Party in March

January 18, 2019 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON DC – In a move presumed to be retaliation for the cancellation of her scheduled trip to Afghanistan to support US troops abroad, US […]

Government Shutdown Has High Approval Rate Among Foreign Operatives

January 17, 2019 The Winooski 0

A new study released this week shows that the current government shutdown has an approval rating of over 90% among current foreign operatives. Nearly one […]

$50,000 Raised in Annual Walk For Stupidity

January 16, 2019 The Winooski 0

VERGENNES – Hundreds of people gathered in Vergennes this past weekend for the third annual Walk For Stupidity as participants collected pledges in an effort […]

Local Children Who Had Refused to Play Outside Due to Cold, Now Refusing to Come Inside

January 15, 2019 The Winooski 0

UNDERHILL – In a stunning turnaround, a number of local children who had spent a good deal of time on the record as opposing outdoor […]

Vermont Now Offering $10,000 to Elderly Women Willing to Have Children

January 14, 2019 The Winooski 2

MONTPELIER – The State of Vermont is on record as offering $10,000 to entrepreneurs from out of state who will move to work and live […]

Syrup & Cows #084 – 1/13/18 – The American Dream

January 13, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

State of Vermont Hires Explorers to Find Undiscovered Revenue Streams

January 12, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – Many Vermonters have been speculating about Governor Scott’s existing revenue streams that he mentioned in his second inaugural address this week, and which […]

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