Gov. Scott Announces New Plan to Create Artificial Taxpayers
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott was sworn in to a second term in office yesterday alongside a number of other elected officials. The governor […]
Month: January 2019
Anthropologist Reveals Vermonters Have Over 50 Words For Snow
BURLINGTON – A new paper published this week by the University of Vermont alleges that natives to the state of Vermont have more than fifty […]
VT Hits Back Against New USDA Labels for GMO Foods
MONTPELIER – The state of Vermont has something to say about the USDA’s new packaging labels for foods containing genetically modified ingredients. The updated branding […]
HOPE Works Board Replaces Entire Staff With BHS Guidance Department
BURLINGTON – After a dramatic mass resignation at HOPE Works sexual assault support center, the board of the organization has swooped in to fill the […]
Trump Acknowledges Border Wall Limitations, Now Hoping to Add Roof
WASHINGTON DC – After several criticisms regarding the ineffectiveness of a border wall, President Trump has agreed that the proposed security measure does not go […]
Syrup & Cows #083 – Break In
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State Moves to Ban Beautiful Scenery After Multiple Traffic Accidents
MONTPELIER – As the house begins to prepare bills for the 2019 legislative session, some Vermont reps are discussing a new bill that would remove […]
Burlington CityPlace Construction Back On After Developer Buys All Trees in City
BURLINGTON – Developer Don Sinex was reading the New York Times this week when a lightbulb went off. He was inspired by an article discussing […]
Unforgivable: Celebrity Revealed to Be Flawed Human Being Who Made Mistake
DOVER – Yet another famous person has been ostracized from public life today as it was revealed that they made some sort of error of […]
Vermont Company Begins Manufacturing Teeny Tiny Houses
MORRISVILLE – The tiny house movement has been gaining momentum over the past few years, and now there is a new, smaller option for those […]