The Winooski Urges Readers Not to Accept Second-Rate Satire
WINOOSKI – In what one disgruntled reader is touting as “the stunning un-doing of Vermont’s self-proclaimed ‘premiere, locally sourced, organic satire site’,” word is spreading […]
Month: May 2019
GMT Bus Driver Denies Claims of Racism – “I Hate All Children Equally”
BURLINGTON – New evidence has come to light in the ongoing saga of the Burlington school children who were kicked off of a city bus […]
Adopt-a-Tree Program Launched to Help Fund Lake Clean-Up
ROCKINGHAM – In a bid to fund the desperately needed, and severely underfunded, clean-up of Lake Champlain, the Vermont State Legislature is launching a new […]
VT Governor Calls in FEMA to Help Mow Lawns During Emergency Time of Cloudy Wetness
MONTPELIER – A state of emergency has been declared by Vermont Governor Phil Scott, who says that dire weather patterns have left many Vermonters unable […]
Americans Honor Those Who Died For Freedoms They Are Giving Away
WINOOSKI – Vermonters join today with millions of other Americans in celebrating the lives and sacrifices of all those who died, fighting for freedoms that […]
Syrup & Cows #103 – 5/26/19 – Cow Pies
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Gov. Scott to Revive 1890 Plan to Lure Scandinavians Into Settling on Vermont Farmsteads
MONTPELIER – Faced with tough resistance from current Vermonters over his plan to pay out-of-staters to move to the state and work remotely, Governor Phil […]
VT Democrats Reject Trump’s “Do-Nothing” Slam – “In-fighting and procrastination is not nothing”
MONTPELIER – As Vermont’s 2019 legislative session winds to a close, Democrats are pushing back against President Trump’s claims that they are the “do-nothing party.” […]
VTrans Develops New Weapon to Keep Truckers Safe From Smugglers’ Notch Sirens
CAMBRIDGE – After two trucks were lured to their deaths by the Smugglers’ Notch Sirens within the first week of the re-opening of the pass, […]
Satire Site Angers Readers For Being Both Funny and Not Funny At All
WINOOSKI – If you haven’t spent any time in the comment section of Vermont’s premiere, locally sourced, organic satire site The Winooski, you may be […]