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Month: May 2019

The Winooski Urges Readers Not to Accept Second-Rate Satire

May 31, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – In what one disgruntled reader is touting as “the stunning un-doing of Vermont’s self-proclaimed ‘premiere, locally sourced, organic satire site’,” word is spreading […]

GMT Bus Driver Denies Claims of Racism – “I Hate All Children Equally”

May 30, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – New evidence has come to light in the ongoing saga of the Burlington school children who were kicked off of a city bus […]

Adopt-a-Tree Program Launched to Help Fund Lake Clean-Up

May 29, 2019 The Winooski 1

ROCKINGHAM – In a bid to fund the desperately needed, and severely underfunded, clean-up of Lake Champlain, the Vermont State Legislature is launching a new […]

VT Governor Calls in FEMA to Help Mow Lawns During Emergency Time of Cloudy Wetness

May 28, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – A state of emergency has been declared by Vermont Governor Phil Scott, who says that dire weather patterns have left many Vermonters unable […]

Americans Honor Those Who Died For Freedoms They Are Giving Away

May 27, 2019 The Winooski 1

WINOOSKI – Vermonters join today with millions of other Americans in celebrating the lives and sacrifices of all those who died, fighting for freedoms that […]

Syrup & Cows #103 – 5/26/19 – Cow Pies

May 26, 2019 The Winooski 0

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Gov. Scott to Revive 1890 Plan to Lure Scandinavians Into Settling on Vermont Farmsteads

May 25, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Faced with tough resistance from current Vermonters over his plan to pay out-of-staters to move to the state and work remotely, Governor Phil […]

VT Democrats Reject Trump’s “Do-Nothing” Slam – “In-fighting and procrastination is not nothing”

May 24, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – As Vermont’s 2019 legislative session winds to a close, Democrats are pushing back against President Trump’s claims that they are the “do-nothing party.” […]

VTrans Develops New Weapon to Keep Truckers Safe From Smugglers’ Notch Sirens

May 23, 2019 The Winooski 0

CAMBRIDGE – After two trucks were lured to their deaths by the Smugglers’ Notch Sirens within the first week of the re-opening of the pass, […]

Satire Site Angers Readers For Being Both Funny and Not Funny At All

May 22, 2019 The Winooski 9

WINOOSKI – If you haven’t spent any time in the comment section of Vermont’s premiere, locally sourced, organic satire site The Winooski, you may be […]

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