VT Department of Health Encourages Unvaccinated Children to Eat Food Off Floors
BURLINGTON – As the number of unvaccinated children in the state grows due to religious beliefs that public health is unimportant and everyone else can […]
Month: May 2019
Burlington Group Vows to Pre-obstruct Projects That Haven’t Been Proposed Yet
BURLINGTON – Unveiling a new anti-development strategy, local activist Steve Goodkind, who admits to being neither good nor kind, asked, “Why should we opposers have […]
Syrup & Cows #102 – 5/19/19 – Commencement
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
New Dictionary For Vermonters Omits the Letter “T”
ORLEANS – If you’ve ever failed a Vermont spelling test because you couldn’t figure out the correct letters in “Snallbins,” you may just find redemption […]
Governor Unsure Which Issue He is Most Ambivalent About
MONTPELIER – After what some are calling a frustratingly unproductive legislative session, Vermont Democrats have only a few days left to craft something for the […]
Lincoln Reverses Course, Will Allow South to Secede
WASHINGTON – In a stunning turnaround that goes against everything he once fought for, former president Abraham Lincoln has announced that he regrets fighting to […]
Party-goers Unsure Whether Pot Cookies Are Gluten Free
BURLINGTON – A small gathering of friends was thrown into chaos this weekend, as party-goers spent a few uncertain moments trying to figure out whether […]
Vermont Bans Sale of Alcohol, Limits Possession
MONTPELIER – After a lengthy debate that lasted more than two days, the Vermont legislature has approved a bill that would ban the sale of […]
More Vermonters Choosing “None of Your Business” On Their Headstones
STOWE – A famous tombstone in Stowe reads: I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours. But now it may be sparking a trend. […]
Syrup & Cows #101 – 5/12/19 – Card Game
Image Credits: Connor Byam.