Vermont, China? – U.S. Trade Deal Swaps States
BEIJING – Among the surprises in the new trade agreement with China is the exchange of Meihekou, part of the Jilin Prefecture which borders North […]
Month: May 2019
Champlain College to Convert to Student-Owned Cooperative
BURLINGTON – Citing issues such as rising costs, lower enrollment, and the need for more student empowerment, Champlain College in Burlington has announced that it […]
New Bumper Stickers Available for Myopic, One-Issue Voters
WILLISTON – With so many voters fixated on only one or two issues, it can be hard to cater to all of their individual bumper […]
Energy Mogul Plans to Build Domes Over Dairy Barns to Capture “Natural Gas”
GEORGIA – When energy engineer David Blittersdorf announced he was going into natural gas, no one thought he was talking about methane. But now, with […]
Republicans Rush to Support Excessive Use of Force After Progressives Condemn It
MONTPELIER – The Vermont GOP released a statement yesterday supporting excessive use of force by police officers. This statement comes shortly after a statement by […]
Green Up Vermont Sets Date to Clean Up All the Litter Created By Green Up Day
MONTPELIER – Local non-profit organization Green Up Vermont has set this Saturday as the day when they are asking Vermonters to help gather up all […]
Syrup & Cows #100 – 5/5/19 – Happy Anniversary!
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermont DMV Now Accepting Petroglyphs in Place of License Plates
MONTPELIER – After complaints from both law enforcement and residents across the state, the Vermont Department of Motor Vehicles announced this week that they will […]
First United Methodist Church in Burlington Rebrands as First Non-Binary Methodist Church
BURLINGTON – As churches across the country begin preparations to leave the United Methodist Church over its newly confirmed policies of exclusion, one Vermont congregation […]
Lost Hikers Forget Which Side of the Tree Snow Grows On
PITTSFIELD – Two hikers were found with no injuries yesterday afternoon after being lost for several hours. The two UVM students had planned a short […]