Syrup & Cows #111 – 7/21/19 – Near Field Communication
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Month: July 2019
Annoyed Vermonters Choose New State Motto
MONTPELIER – The votes are in and after 230 years Vermont has a new state motto. Starting in January of 2020 “I Don’t Care What […]
Vermont Musician and Businessman Tapped by Trump to Destroy NEA
WASHINGTON – President Trump has announced that Vermont violinist Michael Dabroksi will be the new director of the National Endowment for the Arts. Dabroksi recently […]
North Carolina Crowd Actually Chanting “Send Her Back” at Melania
GREENVILLE – After stunning and horrifying videos surfaced yesterday of a North Carolina crowd chanting “Send Her Back,” seemingly in reference to Minnesota Representative Ilhan […]
Governor Scott Signs 24-Hour Waiting Period for Prophylactics
MONTPELIER – Vermont is now the first state in the nation to mandate a 24-hour waiting period before the purchase of condoms or other prophylactics. […]
Barre Used Car Dealership to Offer Moose-Proofing on Vehicles
BARRE – It is not uncommon to see a moose while driving down Vermont’s roads and highways, and it is also not uncommon to smash […]
South Burlington Hires Out Financial Oversight to NY Firm Bialystock & Bloom
South Burlington – After multiple inquiries regarding their increased use of “tax increment financing” the South Burlington City Council has admitted to hiring external contractors […]
Syrup & Cows #110 – 7/14/19 – Wearing Protection
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Local Farm-to-Table Restaurant Increasing Authenticity by Going Bankrupt
BURLINGTON – New local favorite “The Greenhouse,” a farm-to-table restaurant on Cherry St. that has been serving Burlington diners for just over three months, has […]
Democrats Narrow the Field By Psychically Merging Candidates
WASHINGTON – The Democratic Party made a cryptic announcement on July 4 that has rocked the political world: “Senator Bernie Sanders has undergone a potentially […]