Bernie Sanders Narrows Down Possible VP Picks to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Guy Fieri
BURLINGTON – Vermont’s very own political celebrity Bernie Sanders brought two more big names to the state this month as he held meetings to narrow […]
Month: September 2019
Syrup & Cows #121 – 9/29/19 – New Beach
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Short-Staffed VT Restaurants Offering New Ways For Diners to Pay For Meals
WATERBURY – With the state’s unemployment rate at dangerously low numbers, many Vermont restaurants are finding it difficult to find enough employees to stay open. […]
Satire Site Searches For Leak After Confidential Ideas Are Used By White House
WINOOSKI – Local satire website The Winooski is interviewing employees after several sensitive documents were seemingly leaked from private company servers. The documents contained many […]
6 in UVM Egyptology Department Convicted of Plotting Pyramid Scheme
BURLINGTON – Six professors in the University of Vermont Egyptology department have been convicted of duping students out of cash using a pyramid scheme. A […]
Trump Threatens to Withhold Foreign Aid to Nancy Pelosi Unless She Stops the Impeachment Proceedings
WASHINGTON – Temporary US President Donald Trump has threatened to withhold foreign aid from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi unless she immediately cancels impeachment proceedings against […]
Breaking: Out of State Visitors Coming Next Week, Everybody Be Cool
GRAFTON – Reports are breaking out all over the state that out of town guests will be visiting Vermont beginning next week, presumably to view […]
Burlington Birdwatchers Discover Rare Silver-Crested Walkcrosser
BURLINGTON – A group of birdwatchers in Burlington discovered a previously unknown type of metallic bird this week after using sensitive listening devices to track […]
Syrup & Cows #120 – 9/22/19 – Seasonal Change
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Chester Resident Wins Award For Quilt Made Of Darn Tough Socks, Tries to Return Quilt to Darn Tough For Refund
CHESTER – The Billings Farm and Museum Quilt Exhibition was won this year by a quilt entitled “Darned Tough,” made entirely of Darn Tough brand […]