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Month: January 2020

Syrup & Cows #137 – 1/19/20 – Hope

January 19, 2020 The Winooski 0

Champlain Housing Trust to Begin Manufacturing Homes Out of Hemp

January 18, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – With Vermont hemp growers now legally able to produce their favorite plant, but still unable to sell it, artisans are looking into way […]

All Children Safe After Most Recent Yeti Attack

January 17, 2020 The Winooski 0

MORETOWN – No children were injured after a yeti picked up the school bus they were riding on and threw it into a ditch on […]

Bernie Sanders Drops Out of Presidential Race to Once Again Become Mayor of Burlington, VT

January 16, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – The swamp of D.C. and the left coast of Vermont continued to be shaken to their institutional core this week. Besieged by critics, […]

Peace and Justice Center Director Steps Down After Failing to Deliver a Championship Win

January 15, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – After seven seasons leading the Peace and Justice Center team, Executive Director Rachel Siegel is stepping down amid claims the world is less […]

Governor Offers Prince Harry and Meghan Markle $10,000 Each to Move to Vermont

January 14, 2020 The Winooski 2

MONTPELIER – The prize money for moving Vermont has gone down to only $7500, but that didn’t stop Governor Phil Scott from offering $10,000 each […]

Vermont Once Again Shut Out of Best Director Category

January 13, 2020 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – When the 92nd annual Academy Award nominations were announced this morning, there was no cry of shock when the best director contenders were […]

Syrup & Cows #136 – 1/12/20 – Snow Creemee

January 12, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Conor Byam.

Citing Success of CityPlace and City Hall Park, Burlington Mayor Announces Plans to Demolish the Rest of the City

January 11, 2020 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – After years of careful destruction, Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger has announced plans to demolish the rest of the city over the next two […]

VT Legislature to Focus on More Controversial Subjects in Hopes of Luring Lobbyist Money to the State

January 10, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – With the new that lobbyist spending was down significantly in the state during 2019, the Vermont legislature is hoping to introduce more radical […]

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