Month: January 2020
Champlain Housing Trust to Begin Manufacturing Homes Out of Hemp
BURLINGTON – With Vermont hemp growers now legally able to produce their favorite plant, but still unable to sell it, artisans are looking into way […]
All Children Safe After Most Recent Yeti Attack
MORETOWN – No children were injured after a yeti picked up the school bus they were riding on and threw it into a ditch on […]
Bernie Sanders Drops Out of Presidential Race to Once Again Become Mayor of Burlington, VT
BURLINGTON – The swamp of D.C. and the left coast of Vermont continued to be shaken to their institutional core this week. Besieged by critics, […]
Peace and Justice Center Director Steps Down After Failing to Deliver a Championship Win
BURLINGTON – After seven seasons leading the Peace and Justice Center team, Executive Director Rachel Siegel is stepping down amid claims the world is less […]
Governor Offers Prince Harry and Meghan Markle $10,000 Each to Move to Vermont
MONTPELIER – The prize money for moving Vermont has gone down to only $7500, but that didn’t stop Governor Phil Scott from offering $10,000 each […]
Vermont Once Again Shut Out of Best Director Category
WINOOSKI – When the 92nd annual Academy Award nominations were announced this morning, there was no cry of shock when the best director contenders were […]
Syrup & Cows #136 – 1/12/20 – Snow Creemee
Image Credits: Conor Byam.
Citing Success of CityPlace and City Hall Park, Burlington Mayor Announces Plans to Demolish the Rest of the City
BURLINGTON – After years of careful destruction, Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger has announced plans to demolish the rest of the city over the next two […]
VT Legislature to Focus on More Controversial Subjects in Hopes of Luring Lobbyist Money to the State
MONTPELIER – With the new that lobbyist spending was down significantly in the state during 2019, the Vermont legislature is hoping to introduce more radical […]