Woodstock Bans COVID-19 Within Town Limits
WOODSTOCK – Woodstock has become the first Vermont community to ban COVID-19 by ordinance. Woodstock Town Manger Rocky Feller made the announcement following a Skype […]
Month: March 2020
Pope Confirms Virus is God’s Judgement Against Old White Dudes
VATICAN CITY – In a stunning message coming out of what can only be classified now as a disaster area, Pope Francis has announced that […]
Burlington Finally Solves Parking Problem
BURLINGTON – Residents of Vermont’s largest city are reporting a sudden wealth of parking spaces all around the downtown area, after years of complaining that […]
National Casket Makers Praise Trump Administration Response to Virus
WESTMINSTER – A number of Vermont casket makers, including Vermont Casket Co., have joined together with other such companies around the country to publicly praise […]
Syrup & Cows #145 – 3/15/20 – Victory
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Burlington Free Press Sees Sudden Spike in Print Subscriptions
BURLINGTON – Local newspaper Burlington Free Press is struggling to understand what has caused the recent jump in print subscriptions, vs. online only readership. Subscriptions […]
VT Confirms First Case of Online Covid-19
MENDON – The C.I.T. (Centers For Internet Transmissions) has verified the first internet virus transmission of Covid-19 on a Snap Chat posting in Mendon, Vermont. […]
Princess Cruise Passengers Get Free 2-Week Trip Extension and Private Room Upgrades
OAKLAND – With the State Department now recommending that people avoid going on cruises, Princess Cruise Line is offsetting that potentially devastating news with fabulous […]
Syrup & Cows #144 – 3/8/20 – Barn Protest
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Bernie Supporter Looks to Expand Base By Harassing Elizabeth Warren Voters
WILLISTON – Supporters of Bernie Sanders are working tirelessly to expand the senator’s base of support by harassing people online and in person. The Winooski […]