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Month: March 2020

After School Bond Fails To Pass, South Burlington Hoping to Host Olympics to Pay For New Sports Facilities

March 6, 2020 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Voters overwhelmingly rejected South Burlington’s $200M+ school bond this week, leaving school officials looking for other ways to fund the needed projects […]

Vermont Issues Stern Referendum on Goats, as Humans Win All Local Elections

March 4, 2020 The Winooski 0

FAIR HAVEN – If you had asked Lincoln the goat about his species’ political prospects a year ago, he would have said that they were, […]

Vermonters Worried About New Cases of Canuckian Virus

March 2, 2020 The Winooski 0

GLASTONBURY – A newly discovered pandemic has been striking large Vermont Utilities. The “Canuckian Virus” has been rampantly encroaching into the Green Mountain State. Reportedly […]

Syrup & Cows #143 – 3/1/20 – Looking Forward

March 1, 2020 The Winooski 0

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