New UVM Study Shows F-35 Noise Can Be Harvested to Kill Coronavirus
WINOOSKI – UVM announced today that mechanical engineering Professor Carina Firus submitted a paper for peer review and publication in Virology with results of supercomputer […]
Month: April 2020
Vermonters Heading to Georgia For Haircuts, Tattoos
SOUTH BURLINGTON – The GET ME OUT OF HERE Travel Agency has arranged a charter from Burlington International Airport nonstop to Hartsfield International Airport in […]
Government Asks For Help in Completing Game of Jumanji Accidentally Started Over Winter Break
PAWLET – Gov. Scott has called on the residents of Vermont to help in completing a game of Jumanji started by a brother and sister […]
Vermont Department of Health Revives Mr. Yuk Campaign to Counter Presidential Medical Advice
MONTPELIER – As if the Vermont Department of Health didn’t have enough to take care of, the Presidents latest advice to inject bleach, Lysol or […]
Syrup & Cows #151 – 4/26/20 – Henry
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Trump Says Stay at Overpriced Golf Resort “Might” Cure COVID-19
WASHINGTON – At his daily press briefing yesterday, Temporary President Trump suggested that a stay at a few specially selected overpriced golf resorts should be […]
Republican Plans for Smaller Government Hit a Snag
MONTPELIER – State and National Republican leaders have decided to “temporarily put on hold,” plans to shrink the size of government. VT State Republican chair […]
Air Force Eliminates F-35 Complaints By Renaming Planes
SOUTH BURLINGTON – After hearing hundreds of complaints from Burlington area residents over the F-35s being stationed at the Air Guard Base, Air Force Chief […]
Covid-19 Can Be Cured With CBD Oil, Says Local Pothead
WINOOSKI – A stunning announcement has rocked the medical world this week, as it was revealed that the current deadly plague of Covid-19 can be […]
Vermont’s Poorest Residents Encouraged to Hire Better Lobbyists
MONTPELIER – VT lobbyists , with some assistance from the Governor, are determining which businesses to open, and the sequence of opening that guarantees the […]