Vermonters Begin to Reintegrate Into Society
WINOOSKI – As retail establishments begin to open up this week, many Vermonters are zipping up their enormous protective bubbles and heading back to work. […]
Month: May 2020
Syrup & Cows #154 – 5/17/20 – Land Monsters
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermont Legislature Rations Constituent Call-Ins
MONTPELIER – In the wake of retail stores rationing amounts of toilet paper, meat products and other necessities, the Vermont Senate and House have voted […]
Governor to Ease Restrictions and Once Again Allow 2-Ply
MONTPELIER – At his Monday news conference Governor Scott presented more encouraging news. The toilet paper famine has started to shrink. He was quoted as […]
Syrup & Cows #153 – 5/10/20 – Covid-K9
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Guide For the Downwardly Mobile – Part 2
WINOOSKI – We have received many notes of gratitude for our post containing tips for survival in the upcoming depression-era economy, and so we have […]
Dating Sites Add New Categories as Social Restrictions Begin to Lift
BURLINGTON – Speed dating events, and other singles’ mingles have been put on hold during the “stay home – stay safe” era, but after yesterday’s […]
The Winooski’s Guide For the Downwardly Mobile
WINOOSKI – Now that Covid-19 is chugging along nicely, the country as a whole can get back to planning for its domestic survival in the […]
Aliens No Longer Probing Humans Due to Health Risks
BLOOMFIELD – Despite being the state friendliest to extraterrestrial visitors (Vermont leads the U.S. in UFO sightings), fewer Vermonters are being probed these days, and […]
Syrup & Cows #152 – 5/3/20 – Trick? or Treat?
Image Credits: Connor Byam.