Towns Asked to Defund Police Departments, Even If They Don’t Have One
RANDOLPH – The Coalition Of Intellectual Liberals (C.O.I.L.) of Vermont has requested that towns without police forces show support for the defunding of police by […]
Month: June 2020
Syrup & Cows #160 – 6/28/20 – Isolacation
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Are College Roommates a Thing of the Past? The Burlington Housing Situation Gets Inexplicably Worse
BURLINGTON – As Vermont colleges continue to struggle with how and whether to open in the Fall, Burlington’s two schools, Champlain College and the University […]
Syrup & Cows #159 – 6/21/20 – Built For Two
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Latest News from Inside the South Canada Autonomous Zone
SOUTH CANADA – Several days ago a group of South Canadian citizens broke off from the tiny country that was once the town of Richford, […]
State Police To Be Equipped With Body Camcorders
MONTPELIER – Amid complaints about cloud storage costs for law enforcement body cameras, State Police spokesperson Red Lighter announced that a more economical solution has […]
Syrup & Cows #158 – 6/14/20 – Carded
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermonters Accidentally Paint “Black Levis Matter” in Front of State House
MONTPELIER – A group of Vermonters intending to support the “Black Lives Matter” movement have mistakenly painted the words “Black Levis Matter” on State Street […]
Local Satire Site Tries to Distance Itself From Recent Covid Outbreak
WINOOSKI – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski released a statement this week, attempting to assure its readers that there was absolutely no connection […]
Burlington Defunds Police Department, Entire Force Hired By State
BURLINGTON – In a move led by Burlington City Council Member Liberta Terrian, all funding for the B.P.D. was eliminated at last night’s Zoom Council […]