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Month: July 2020

Burlington City Council Considering Proposal to Mold the Biggest Block of VT Cheddar Ever

July 28, 2020 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – With the confirmation that CityPlace is never, and was never, going to be built, Burlington City Council is fielding new proposals for use […]

No Gubernatorial Debates in Vermont?

July 27, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – A spokesperson for Governor Phil Scott says that any suggestion of a gubernatorial debate will be discarded. Czeh B’Allot, Scott’s Isle LaMotte organizer, […]

Syrup & Cows #164 – 7/26/20 – Masks

July 26, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Scarf Industry Braces For Rough Season After Learning Cloth Cuts Off Oxygen to Face

July 21, 2020 The Winooski 0

JOHNSON – Scarf makers in Vermont, as well as some ski supply retailers, are bracing for what looks to be a devastating economic downtown after […]

UVM Announces “Pandemic Strong” Re-Opening Plan

July 20, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Today in a joint press conference with Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger and UVM President Suresh Garimella, the city and UVM announced a new […]

Syrup & Cows #163 – 7/19/20 – Remote In-Person

July 19, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Chernobyl Re-Opens, Despite Radiation, for “Economic Reasons”

July 16, 2020 The Winooski 1

PRIPYAT – In a joint statement between Temporary US President Trump and Permanent Russian President Vladmir Putin, the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant been declared open […]

Vermont Fakes Higher COVID Numbers to Keep Flatlanders Out

July 13, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott admitted early Monday morning that he had tried to falsify the state’s coronavirus numbers in an attempt to keep […]

Syrup & Cows #162 – 7/12/20 – Buffet

July 12, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermont Agency of Education Memos Reaffirm Their Commitment to the Obvious

July 7, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – After reading this actual line from the Agency of Education’s weekly field memo of June 25th, 2020, “The Vermont single-use products law will […]

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