Burlington City Council Considering Proposal to Mold the Biggest Block of VT Cheddar Ever
BURLINGTON – With the confirmation that CityPlace is never, and was never, going to be built, Burlington City Council is fielding new proposals for use […]
Month: July 2020
No Gubernatorial Debates in Vermont?
MONTPELIER – A spokesperson for Governor Phil Scott says that any suggestion of a gubernatorial debate will be discarded. Czeh B’Allot, Scott’s Isle LaMotte organizer, […]
Syrup & Cows #164 – 7/26/20 – Masks
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Scarf Industry Braces For Rough Season After Learning Cloth Cuts Off Oxygen to Face
JOHNSON – Scarf makers in Vermont, as well as some ski supply retailers, are bracing for what looks to be a devastating economic downtown after […]
UVM Announces “Pandemic Strong” Re-Opening Plan
BURLINGTON – Today in a joint press conference with Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger and UVM President Suresh Garimella, the city and UVM announced a new […]
Syrup & Cows #163 – 7/19/20 – Remote In-Person
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Chernobyl Re-Opens, Despite Radiation, for “Economic Reasons”
PRIPYAT – In a joint statement between Temporary US President Trump and Permanent Russian President Vladmir Putin, the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant been declared open […]
Vermont Fakes Higher COVID Numbers to Keep Flatlanders Out
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott admitted early Monday morning that he had tried to falsify the state’s coronavirus numbers in an attempt to keep […]
Syrup & Cows #162 – 7/12/20 – Buffet
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermont Agency of Education Memos Reaffirm Their Commitment to the Obvious
MONTPELIER – After reading this actual line from the Agency of Education’s weekly field memo of June 25th, 2020, “The Vermont single-use products law will […]