Police Unsure How to Handle Armed White Man Wearing BLM Shirt
KENOSHA – Kenosha police were baffled this weekend when a white man holding an assault rifle donned a “Black Lives Matter” t-shirt and joined in […]
Month: August 2020
Syrup & Cows #169 – Back to School
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
UVM Places Cardboard Cutouts of Students in Classrooms
BURLINGTON – As those watching baseball know, life-sized cardboard cutouts of pictures of fans sitting in the stands is all the rage. Now, with socially […]
Jerry Falwell Jr. Resigns to Focus on the Family, Pool Boy
LYNCHBURG – Despite repeated denials in regards to leaving his role at Liberty University, Jerry Falwell Jr. announced that he is indeed stepping down to […]
Syrup & Cows #168 – 8/23/20 – Emergency Rations
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Masks and the Alfred E. Neuman Effect
BURLINGTON – The effect of wearing masks is already beginning to manifest in children born in China. OBGYNs expect the phenomenon to show up in […]
Trump Wants to Ban More Than Just TikTok
WASHINGTON – After declaring that he will ban popular internet application TikTok, Temporary President Trump tweeted that he plans to ban many more apps, especially […]
F-35s and BlackHawks Buzz UVM Green
BURLINGTON – A Friday, August 14 press conference organized by Burlington City Councilors turned into a melee after President Trump ordered a military response to […]
Syrup & Cows #167 – 8/16/20 – Flag Football
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Biden Seeks To Appoint Vice Presidential Squad, Hopes to Have Several Running Mates
WASHINGTON – In an unprecedented decision, in an effort to appeal to more voters, Joe Biden has asked for a vice presidential “squad” rather than […]