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Month: September 2020

Syrup & Cows #173 – 9/27/20 – Abundance of Caution

September 27, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermont Principals Association Eliminates All History in Vermont Schools

September 24, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Responding to complaints that history is biased and disrespectful, the dominating group of educational intellectuals in Vermont has ruled that all history has […]

President Trump Nominates Himself to Fill Justice Ginsburg’s Seat

September 21, 2020 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON – In a move that some called “surprising,” and others called “inevitable,” Temporary President Trump has nominated himself to be appointed to the Supreme […]

Syrup & Cows #172 – 9/20/20 – Pumpkemon

September 20, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Who Ya Gonna Call? – Partybusters Squad Forms in Burlington

September 15, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Colleges in Vermont are making rigorous efforts to break up student parties. As the weather gets colder the parties will descend indoors. The […]

Syrup & Cows #171 – 9/13/20 – Back to School

September 13, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Burlington Company Releases Edible Face Masks

September 10, 2020 The Winooski 2

BURLINGTON – Burlington’s CityPlace may have found new life as City Council engages in top secret negotiations with a business as experimental and entrepreneurial as […]

Syrup & Cows #170 – 9/6/20 – Blessed Quietness

September 9, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

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