2.6 Million Leaf-Peepers Refuse to Leave Vermont
QUECHEE – “It is like a Stephen King Novel,” relates Mary Crowder, of the Quechee Gorge Rental Center and Tourist Assistance Bureau. Crowder was referring […]
Month: October 2020
Vermont to House Nation’s Stockpile of Tofu
GROTON – In an event hearkening back to the days when the Dept. of Defense (DoD) was looking for a repository for nuclear waste, The […]
New Food Labels Aim to Lower Stress By Downplaying Calorie Counts
WASHINGTON – Food and Drug Administration (FDA) Commissioner Stephen Hahn has announced new guidelines for food labeling. “In line with the Trump Administration’s belief that […]
Syrup & Cows #177 – 10/25/20 – Things Suck
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Burlington Combats Police Violence With Police Violins
BURLINGTON – Think of a police quartet singing “Moonlight In Vermont” on Church Street on a Friday evening. The Burlington Police Commission has adopted a […]
Syrup & Cows #176 – 10/18/20 – Pick Your Own
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Masks and Your DNA – CDC Issues New Guidelines
WASHINGTON – In news that has shocked the medical establishment and promises to create more confusion than already exists, the CDC has released new guidelines […]
Burlington Mayor Too Late to Join Battery Park Protestors
In a “Dear Organizers” letter to protest organizers, dated September 4, Mayor Weinberger announced his support for black lives. A mayor’s office insider told this […]
Syrup & Cows #175 – 10/11/20 – All or Nothing
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College Students Struggle Romantically During Pandemic
BURLINGTON – Colleges across America are experiencing a significant reduction in opportunities for the traditional intermingling of the various genders. Dances called off; mixers postponed […]