Burlington City Council Approves Stark Tower Development Plans
BURLINGTON – Burlington city council met and approved plans for a new building on Church Street this week after months of deliberation and review. The […]
Articles by The Winooski
Vermont to Add the Words “Community” and “Kindness” to Official State Motto
MONTPELIER – In a rare non-partisan and unanimous vote, the Vermont state legislature last week approved the addition of two words to the existing state […]
Syrup & Cows #002 – 6/18/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermont Man Changes Mind After Reading Well-Written Facebook Comment
CANAAN – Jerry LaPlatte of Canaan, VT has been confirmed to be the first person to change their way of thinking after reading a particularly […]
Bernie Sanders To Become Spokesman for Fruity Pebbles
WASHINGTON, DC – Cereal manufacturer Post announced this week that Bernie Sanders will be joining Fred Flintstone on the boxes of Fruity Pebbles cereal starting […]
Jay Peak Sued For Fraud, Not Actually a Mountain
JAY – Residents in the town of Jay, Vermont have gotten used to dealing with the winter tourists who flood their home turf each year […]
Vermont Temperatures Continue to Rise in Large-Scale Coincidence
BURLINGTON – Temperature records continued to shatter this week, as Burlington saw no evidence of climate change. Sunday and Monday, June 11th and 12th, saw […]
Local Papers Continue to Ignore Demand, Print Truth
VERMONT – Despite clear evidence that it is not what their readers want, many local Vermont newspapers continue to print stories full of actual truth […]
Exxon Mobil To Start Selling Artisanal Gasoline at Farmers’ Markets
BURLINGTON – America’s largest oil and gas company will be coming to a farmers’ market near you this summer, as Exxon Mobil rolls out a new […]
Syrup & Cows #001 – 6/11/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.