34 Years Later, Musicians Still Unable to Locate Jazz in Burlington
BURLINGTON – In 1984, an intrepid team of musicians and musicologists happened upon an ancient map located in a dusty old book found in the Fletcher […]
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South Burlington Rebels Officially Become the Seahorses
SOUTH BURLINGTON – The Rebels are no more. The school board voted unanimously to change the controversial team name on Wednesday night, replacing the longstanding […]
STUDY: Deliciousness of Soft Serve Ice Cream Determined by Number of “E”s in Spelling
WATERBURY – The Vermont Forensic Laboratory has released a study finding that soft-serve ice cream is more delicious when it is spelled with more “E”s. […]
Lake Champlain Drained and Filled with Champagne To Celebrate Vermont’s 240th Anniversary
COLCHESTER – In a highly controversial move, state authorities drained Lake Champlain on Friday morning and re-filled it with expensive bottles of Champagne to commemorate […]
The Chamber of Commerce Has Been Opened – Beware!
BURLINGTON – It has been reported by multiple sources that the Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce has once again been opened. A sign reading […]
Governor Scott Promises Better Educational Equality Through Statewide Teacher Strikes
MONTPELIER – At a press conference on his statewide teachers’ health benefits negotiations proposal, Governor Scott highlighted his plan’s educational equality benefits. “Under the current […]
Local Man Still At Restaurant Reading Beer List
BURLINGTON – On the evening of Friday June 2nd, Williston resident Aaron Green sat down to dinner at the Farmhouse Tap & Grill in Burlington, and […]
Nude Beach Regulars Object to Plan That Would Add Viewing Area and Charge Admission
WESTMORE – The public beach area at the south end of Lake Willoughby is a haven for bathers who enjoy some skinny dipping along with […]
Six Weird Vermont Laws You Have to Read to Believe
Every state has its quirks, and the legal system is no exception when it comes to crazy local eccentricities that you just would not believe.. While […]
Normal Traffic Day in Vergennes
VERGENNES – Commuters in Vergennes reported that traffic was normal today, as a variety of tractors puttered down busy Monkton Road. The driver of the […]