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Articles by Kasey Child

Bernie Supporter Looks to Expand Base By Harassing Elizabeth Warren Voters

March 7, 2020 Kasey Child 1

WILLISTON – Supporters of Bernie Sanders are working tirelessly to expand the senator’s base of support by harassing people online and in person. The Winooski […]

US Borrows Money From China to Pay for Trade War

August 17, 2019 Kasey Child 3

WASHINGTON – As fear of a recession looms, the United States Treasury is borrowing more money from China to pay for the repercussions of the […]

Political Activist Fights Trump’s Bigotry by Only Supporting Straight White Male Alternatives

July 31, 2019 Kasey Child 1

BURLINGTON — Ahead of the second round of Democratic debates, Burlington resident Kevin Beverly cited the president’s blatant racism, misogyny, homophobia and xenophobia as his […]

Peter Welch Asks Robert Mueller If Members of Congress Can be Charged with Insider Trading After Leaving Office

July 25, 2019 Kasey Child 0

WASHINGTON – During the much anticipated Robert Mueller testimony, Vermont Congressman Peter Welch used his five minutes to focus on a tangentially related line of […]

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