Burlington Progs Introduce Resolution Allowing Infants To Vote
BURLINGTON – With strong support from Gerber and Playskool, the Progressive Party in Burlington has introduced a new resolution that would lower the voting age […]
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UVM Completes Purchase of Last Independent Health Care Facility in State, Moves on to Hotels
SOUTH BURLINGTON – With the hostile takeover of a small eye doctor’s office, the University of Vermont now owns every single health care office in […]
Champ Rises From Lake in Fundraiser to Save Lake Monsters Baseball
BURLINGTON – When the potential end of the state’s own minor league baseball team was rumored, the namesake of the Vermont Lake Monsters rose from […]
In Political Compromise, BPD Officers Will Now Be Armed With Guns That Shoot Knives
BURLINGTON – When a city council member suggested that Burlington Police stop carrying guns, Chief Brandon Del Pozo balked at the idea, suggesting that the […]
New Study Shows Burlington Residents Most Concerned About Climate Change and Parking
BURLINGTON – A new study commissioned by the city has shown that the primary areas of concern for Burlingtonians are climate change, and parking/traffic issues. […]
Ben & Jerry’s Sued By Unhappy Cows Over Wi-Fi Issues in Barn
SOUTH BURLINGTON – After a recent class-action lawsuit by their customers over their use of the term “happy cows,” ice cream giant Ben & Jerry’s […]
LGBTQIAPK Community Sued for Discrimination By Rest of Alphabet
COLCHESTER – A class action lawsuit filed this week by several letters of the alphabet is claiming that the LGBTQIAPK community has shown discrimination by […]
CityPlace Developers Reveal New, Scaled Back Plan for Single-Family Home
BURLINGTON – The protesters in Burlington, who have spent the past few years railing against the 14 story “monstrosity” planned for the center of downtown, […]
Burlington Church Converts From Christianity to United Church of Cthulhu
BURLINGTON – A sign outside of the old church on North Avenue reads: “Under New Management – Grand Reopening – Starting October 31.” While churches […]
Ethan Allen House Closed After Burlington Realizes Original Builder Did Not File Proper Permits
BURLINGTON – A popular and historic building has been temporarily closed this week as the city of Burlington asks the Ethan Allen Homestead to file […]