Burlington Mayor Not Listening to F-35 Objections Due to Hearing Loss From F-35s
BURLINGTON – After an unexpected, and unexpectedly noisy, flyover by the proposed F-35 jets recently, the already fierce opposition has grown even louder to the […]
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University of Vermont Offers to Boycott State of Alabama for $26.5M
BURLINGTON – After the University of Alabama returned a huge donation to major donor Hugh F. Culverhouse Jr. over his political rhetoric, the University of […]
Burlington City Council Bans All Utensils in Restaurants
BURLINGTON – If you’re planning to dine at a restaurant in Burlington, be prepared to use your hands. Starting next year restaurants will no longer […]
Vermont Protesters Hoping to Attract Bigger Names to Kick Out of the State
ESSEX JUNCTION – Vermont’s protester population, one of the largest per capita in the nation, is looking to draw some bigger names to the state […]
GMT Bus Driver Denies Claims of Racism – “I Hate All Children Equally”
BURLINGTON – New evidence has come to light in the ongoing saga of the Burlington school children who were kicked off of a city bus […]
VT Department of Health Encourages Unvaccinated Children to Eat Food Off Floors
BURLINGTON – As the number of unvaccinated children in the state grows due to religious beliefs that public health is unimportant and everyone else can […]
Burlington Group Vows to Pre-obstruct Projects That Haven’t Been Proposed Yet
BURLINGTON – Unveiling a new anti-development strategy, local activist Steve Goodkind, who admits to being neither good nor kind, asked, “Why should we opposers have […]
Party-goers Unsure Whether Pot Cookies Are Gluten Free
BURLINGTON – A small gathering of friends was thrown into chaos this weekend, as party-goers spent a few uncertain moments trying to figure out whether […]
Champlain College to Convert to Student-Owned Cooperative
BURLINGTON – Citing issues such as rising costs, lower enrollment, and the need for more student empowerment, Champlain College in Burlington has announced that it […]
First United Methodist Church in Burlington Rebrands as First Non-Binary Methodist Church
BURLINGTON – As churches across the country begin preparations to leave the United Methodist Church over its newly confirmed policies of exclusion, one Vermont congregation […]