Burlington Announces New High School To Be Built at 1 North Avenue
BURLINGTON – After months of speculation, committee meetings, community input, and Zoom meetings, the city of Burlington has announced that the new high school will […]
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City Council Considers Plan to Sink Burlington High School in Lake Champlain
BURLINGTON – After months of debate with no clear solutions in sight, the Burlington City Council will now debate a proposed plan for dealing with […]
VT Air Guard Takes on New Mission to Defend State from Noisy Planes
Senator Patrick Leahy announced a new mission for the Vermont National Guard. “The Green Mountain Boys will be the premier unit for intervention whenever any […]
Chase Bank Removes Mural in Response to Complaints From Angry Racists
BURLINGTON – A group of racist people have complained about an new ad on Church Street, claiming that the ad itself is racist, and definitely […]
Burlington Mayoral Candidates Debate the Issues with The Winooski
BURLINGTON – The three leading candidates in Burlington’s mayoral race sat down virtually for a bonus debate hosted by Vermont’s leading satire site, The Winooski […]
Burlington to Consider Ban or Tax on Fireplaces in the Wake of a Changeover to All Electric Heating
BURLINGTON – Forget about burning that Yule Log, if Burlington City Councilor Pott Ashe has his way. Ashe plans to introduce a Charter Change, concurrent […]
Vermont Bartenders Get Creative with Pandemic Drinks
BURLINGTON – Creative mixologists have created such alcoholic treats as “The COVID Closure”, “Pandemic Beater”, “ Nasal Tester”, “Runny Noser” and “Masked Martini” in the […]
Burlington Combats Police Violence With Police Violins
BURLINGTON – Think of a police quartet singing “Moonlight In Vermont” on Church Street on a Friday evening. The Burlington Police Commission has adopted a […]
Burlington Mayor Too Late to Join Battery Park Protestors
In a “Dear Organizers” letter to protest organizers, dated September 4, Mayor Weinberger announced his support for black lives. A mayor’s office insider told this […]
College Students Struggle Romantically During Pandemic
BURLINGTON – Colleges across America are experiencing a significant reduction in opportunities for the traditional intermingling of the various genders. Dances called off; mixers postponed […]