Vermont Sends 40,000 Letters to School Children Asking for 6% Allowance Tax
MONTPELIER – The State of Vermont is doubling down on its aggressive new tax policies. After sending a letter this week to 20,000 Vermonters informing […]
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VT Governor Statement on Hurricane Harvey: “Egregious Display of Weather on Many Sides”
MONTPELIER – As leaders across the nation came out in support of the citizens in the flooded city of Houston this week, Vermont Governor Phil […]
Donald Trump Disbands Vermont After Remarks from Gov. Scott
WASHINGTON, DC – The state of Vermont has been disbanded, according to a tweet from Confederate President Donald Trump early this morning. The 2:17 AM […]
Vermont 2018 State Budget Allocates No Money to Oceans
MONTPELIER – The Vermont state budget that went into effect this month was hailed as a success of eleventh hour compromise when it was passed […]
Federal Buildings in Vermont Refuse to Put Up President’s Picture That Was Never Sent
RUTLAND – Federal buildings across the state of Vermont are refusing to hang up the pictures of the current U.S. president that were never sent […]
Gov. Scott Overthrown in Coup By Mosquito-Led Forces
MONTPELIER – After weeks of intense struggle, Governor Phil Scott has surrendered the state of Vermont to the leader of the mosquito army and resigned […]
Gov. Scott Opens Up Church Street For Racing
BURLINGTON – In what many are calling a controversial move, Vermont Governor Phil Scott has turned the once pedestrian-friendly Church Street Marketplace into a strip […]
Prouty Merges With Montpelier Naked Bike Ride
MONTPELIER – The Prouty is a two-day annual athletic event in which participants raise money and then ride bicycles up to 100 miles through the […]
Vermont to Provide Trump Administration with Vermonters’ Private Microwave Data
MONTPELIER – Vermont Secretary of State Jim Condos says that his office is legally bound to provide the Republican president’s Security and Protection Information Efficiency […]
Traffic in Barre Backed Up to Montpelier as Drivers Allow Pedestrians to Cross
BARRE – Traffic this morning has come to a complete standstill in Barre, with vehicles packed bumper-to-bumper all the way from Grakles antiques on Main […]