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Republican Plans for Smaller Government Hit a Snag

April 24, 2020 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – State and National Republican leaders have decided to “temporarily put on hold,” plans to shrink the size of government. VT State Republican chair […]

Vermont’s Poorest Residents Encouraged to Hire Better Lobbyists

April 20, 2020 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – VT lobbyists , with some assistance from the Governor, are determining which businesses to open, and the sequence of opening that guarantees the […]

Vermont Announces Permanent Move to Virtual Government

April 16, 2020 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Citing the success of having state employees work from home, the Scott administration says the program will continue indefinitely. All state workers will […]

Tax Dept: If You’re Here During Mud Season, You’re a Vermonter

April 10, 2020 Nadia Geddit 1

MONTPELIER – Second homeowners taking refuge from COVID-19 are likely to trigger a surge in tax receipts next year thanks to a little-noticed provision in […]

Vermont DMV Concerned Over Increased Auto-Immune Systems

March 24, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Health care providers are encouraging Vermonters to exercise and walk more to bolster their auto-immune systems while isolated in their homes. DMV Director […]

Vermont Governor Issues Order Closing All State Pokestops

March 21, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Anyone out hunting Pokemon these days is going to have a tough time finding supplies after Vermont Governor Phil Scott ordered all Pokestops […]

Emboldened State Legislature Forces Governor to Work For Minimum Wage

February 26, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – The Vermont State Legislature voted this week to overturn Governor Scott’s veto of the higher minimum wage, meaning the state’s new starting wages […]

Gov. Scott Vetoes Paid Family Leave; “Why Would We Want Them to Leave?”

February 13, 2020 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Doubling down on what he calls his “Paid Family Stay Program,” Vermont Governor Phil Scott has vetoed the paid family leave legislation passed […]

Vermont Introduces “Paid Political Leave” Bill

January 21, 2020 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Politicians have a very rough go of things, according to many local politicians, and since they are the ones who make the laws […]

Governor Offers Prince Harry and Meghan Markle $10,000 Each to Move to Vermont

January 14, 2020 The Winooski 2

MONTPELIER – The prize money for moving Vermont has gone down to only $7500, but that didn’t stop Governor Phil Scott from offering $10,000 each […]

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