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REVIEW: Vermont Plays Larger Role In “Game of Thrones” Premiere

July 17, 2017 The Winooski 0

While the Vermont influence has been felt on HBO’s hit program “Game of Thrones” in the past, never has it been more present than in […]

OPINION: You Are a Stupidhead

July 10, 2017 The Winooski 0

The internet is seemingly saturated with people who have differing values and opinion from my own. I make my points, they make theirs, and it […]

Bernie Sanders To Become Spokesman for Fruity Pebbles

June 16, 2017 The Winooski 8

WASHINGTON, DC – Cereal manufacturer Post announced this week that Bernie Sanders will be joining Fred Flintstone on the boxes of Fruity Pebbles cereal starting […]

St. Albans Man Bill Covfefe Thrust Into National Spotlight

May 31, 2017 The Winooski 2

ST. ALBANS – It all began at 12:106 AM, with a typically muddled tweet from the resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The message itself seemed […]

Sen. Leahy Vows to Fight For 100 Year Term Limits

May 30, 2017 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON – Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy announced this week that he will sponsor a bill that would limit members of congress to no more than […]

President Gives Memorial Day Speech, Pays Tribute to Vermont Soldiers

May 29, 2017 The Winooski 1

WASHINGTON – The Republican president of the United States gave a speech earlier today, ostensibly to pay tribute to America’s fallen warriors on this solemn […]

Vermonters Rush to Get Sick Ahead of Anticipated Health Care Changes

May 17, 2017 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Eileen Whalen, president and CEO of the UVM Medical Center in Burlington has reported a massive influx of patients in the past few […]

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