Trump Says Stay at Overpriced Golf Resort “Might” Cure COVID-19
WASHINGTON – At his daily press briefing yesterday, Temporary President Trump suggested that a stay at a few specially selected overpriced golf resorts should be […]
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Trump Delays Cash Stimulus Payments So He Can Put His Face on the Bills
WASHINGTON – Amid controversies surrounding Temporary President Trump’s decision to delay stimulus checks so that he could have his name printed on them, the National […]
In Solidarity with Bernie, Joe Biden Suspends Presidential Campaign
WASHINGTON – In a surprising move of support for his fellow candidate, Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden has suspended his campaign after saying that continuing […]
Trump Strongly Considering Sentencing Mike Flynn to Shaking Hands with Members of the Administration
WASHINGTON – After a sentencing delay due to the Coronavirus pandemic, former national security adviser Michael Flynn’s fate is currently in limbo. Flynn is hoping […]
Princess Cruise Passengers Get Free 2-Week Trip Extension and Private Room Upgrades
OAKLAND – With the State Department now recommending that people avoid going on cruises, Princess Cruise Line is offsetting that potentially devastating news with fabulous […]
Vermont Astronomers Notice Mike Bloomberg Ad on Side of ISS
HINESBURG – Members of the Vermont Astronomical Society have reported seeing a Mike Bloomberg campaign advertisement plastered to the side of the International Space Station […]
Topless Protesters Disrupt Sanders Campaign Rally, Prompting Other Candidates to Demand the Same Treatment
CARSON CITY – After topless protesters took the stage at a Bernie Sanders rally this week, other presidential candidates are crying foul, saying they want […]
Tom Brady Signs 2-Year, $70 Million Deal With Hulu
BOSTON – In a shocking reveal on Sunday evening, NFL star Tom Brady announced that he has signed a deal with Hulu to keep streaming […]
In Keeping With White House Policy, Donald Trump Denies Existence of Greta Thunberg
WASHINGTON – Per the White House policy on climate change and climate change activism, Temporary President (TP) Donald Trump denied the existence of Greta Thunberg […]
Vermont Once Again Shut Out of Best Director Category
WINOOSKI – When the 92nd annual Academy Award nominations were announced this morning, there was no cry of shock when the best director contenders were […]