Sec. Fletcher Cleared as South Canadian Political Drama Continues
SOUTH CANADA – New evidence has come to light in the case of the UTC plant bombing. Despite video footage showing South Canadian secretary of […]
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South Canada Teeters on Brink of Civil War
SOUTH CANADA – After video surveillance footage surfaced of South Canadian Treasury Secretary Alan Fletcher planting explosives at the UTC Plant in Vergennes, VT, inner […]
Explosion at UTC Plant Caused by South Canadian Operatives
VERGENNES – Tensions are running high between the U.S. and South Canada after it was revealed that the recent explosion at the UTC Aerospace Systems […]
CONTEST: Design South Canada’s Flag
SOUTH CANADA – After a seeming success at letting their citizens choose a national anthem, the young nation of South Canada is turning to an […]
Growing Concern for Vermont as South Canada Doubles Military Spending, Troops
SOUTH CANADA – Sources close to Vermont Governor Phil Scott say that he is considering making a strong statement to South Canada after a recent […]
Canada Sues South Canada Over Country Name, Quickly Apologizes
SOUTH CANADA – The country of Canada has filed a suit against its tiny neighbor to the south, claiming that South Canada does not have […]
Donald Trump Apologizes For Recent Tweet, Thought it Was Opposite Day
WASHINGTON, D.C. – U.S. President Donald Trump has, in a very surprising move, apologized for something. Some of his recent tweets, he claims, were meant […]
Entire Nation of South Canada Without Power After Storm
SOUTH CANADA – After a devastating weekend windstorm swept through the northeastern quadrant of North America, the tiny nation of South Canada has been left […]
South Canada Settles on a National Anthem
SOUTH CANADA – As a debate rages across the United States regarding the American national anthem, their tiny new neighbor to the north has finally […]
South Canadian Tourism Booming as Vermonters Seek Out Foliage
SOUTH CANADA – Economic concern about the fledgling nation of South Canada seems to have been unfounded, as their tourism industry is reporting record numbers […]