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U.S. Completes Border Wall Around South Canada, South Canada Pays For It

October 6, 2017 The Winooski 2

SOUTH CANADA – In an unusually quick turnaround for such a project, the U.S. has approved and completed a wall along the full length of […]

Sixteen-Year-Old Madison James Becomes South Canadian Speaker of the House

September 28, 2017 The Winooski 1

SOUTH CANADA – As South Canada continues to fine-tune its system of government, an unlikely leader has emerged in the form of high school junior […]

Hillary Clinton Spotted in Vermont with South Canadian Secretary of Defense

September 19, 2017 The Winooski 0

SAINT ALBANS – Former U.S. Secretary of State and presidential nominee Hillary Clinton was spotted in St. Albans this past weekend on the arm of […]

U.S. Bans Travel To and From South Canada

September 14, 2017 The Winooski 2

SOUTH CANADA – Despite officially recognizing the former town of Richford, VT as the new nation of South Canada, the United States has banned all […]

Alan Fletcher, South Canadian Secretary of the Treasury, Creates Dirt-Based Currency

September 8, 2017 The Winooski 2

SOUTH CANADA – Alan Fletcher, the former town clerk and treasurer of Richford, VT before it seceded and became known as South Canada, has been […]

Charlene “Skunk” Bedard Becomes President of South Canada

August 30, 2017 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – Tuesday’s election results are in for the fledgling nation of South Canada (formerly the Vermont town of Richford), with incoming president Charlene […]

Former Town of Richford Formally Recognized As Sovereign Nation of South Canada

August 25, 2017 The Winooski 8

SOUTH CANADA – Following weeks of intense speculation, the United States government has officially recognized the former Vermont town of Richford as a new sovereign […]

Former Town of Richford, VT Names Itself “South Canada”

August 18, 2017 The Winooski 5

RICHFORD – The town of Richford, VT has renamed itself “South Canada” after declaring its secession from the state and country earlier this month. Town […]

Richford, VT Secedes From State and Country

August 9, 2017 The Winooski 0

RICHFORD – The small town of Richford, VT, located on the northern border of the state and centered between interstate highways 89 and 91, has […]

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