Harpoon Brewery: “Screw it, we’re going to quadruple the IPAs”
WINDSOR – For connoisseurs of Vermont’s local brewers, a trip to Harpoon Brewery is going to be a must this winter with the announcement of […]
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Headless Horseman Rides Again, This Time For Charity
BENNINGTON – The Headless Horseman, or “The Hessian”, has been the stuff of nightmares for almost 200 years. But the Sleepy Hollow rider says his […]
Juvenile Detention Center Forced by Judge To Abandon Rehabilitation Techniques; Returns to Medieval Torture
RUTLAND – After a particularly critical ruling by a judge this week, Woodside Juvenile Rehabilitation Center will no longer be using force, isolation, or seclusion […]
100-Year-Old Andover Woman No Longer Invited to Young Adult Mixers
ANDOVER – A woman celebrating her 100th birthday this week was shocked to learn at her party that she would no longer be eligible to […]
Breaking: Out of State Visitors Coming Next Week, Everybody Be Cool
GRAFTON – Reports are breaking out all over the state that out of town guests will be visiting Vermont beginning next week, presumably to view […]
Chester Resident Wins Award For Quilt Made Of Darn Tough Socks, Tries to Return Quilt to Darn Tough For Refund
CHESTER – The Billings Farm and Museum Quilt Exhibition was won this year by a quilt entitled “Darned Tough,” made entirely of Darn Tough brand […]
Seven Days Involved In Massive Sasquatch Cover-Up
BRADFORD – The Creamery Bridge in Bradford, VT has been closed since 2018 thanks to an angry Sasquatch, but you’d never know it by reading […]
Feline Street Gangs Menace Southern Vermont
BRATTLEBORO – It’s hard to survive as a vagrant in Vermont, and no one knows that better than Vermont’s strays. “After a gang of feral […]
VT Addresses Booming Deer Population With Abstinence-Only Education for Fawns
BETHEL – In a compromise with the VT House, Governor Phil Scott has agreed to address the state’s rising deer population with a series of […]
New Study Finds CBD Oil to Be a Natural Way to Lighten Mood, Wallet
STOCKBRIDGE – CBD shops have been popping up all over the state as many Vermonters turn to CBD oil as a method of dealing with […]