Towns Asked to Defund Police Departments, Even If They Don’t Have One
RANDOLPH – The Coalition Of Intellectual Liberals (C.O.I.L.) of Vermont has requested that towns without police forces show support for the defunding of police by […]
Southern Vermont
Wilmington Man Running For Governor on Platform of Making Kiddie Cones Small Again
NEWFANE – Brian Frees never thought he’d be running for governor, but with his campaign up and running he now says it’s the only way […]
Government Asks For Help in Completing Game of Jumanji Accidentally Started Over Winter Break
PAWLET – Gov. Scott has called on the residents of Vermont to help in completing a game of Jumanji started by a brother and sister […]
4th Grader With Magic Lamp Claims No Responsibility for Schools Shutting Down
MIDDLETOWN SPRINGS – After Vermont Governor Phil Scott ordered all schools in the state shuttered for the remainder of the school year, many in the […]
Woodstock Bans COVID-19 Within Town Limits
WOODSTOCK – Woodstock has become the first Vermont community to ban COVID-19 by ordinance. Woodstock Town Manger Rocky Feller made the announcement following a Skype […]
National Casket Makers Praise Trump Administration Response to Virus
WESTMINSTER – A number of Vermont casket makers, including Vermont Casket Co., have joined together with other such companies around the country to publicly praise […]
Vermonters Worried About New Cases of Canuckian Virus
GLASTONBURY – A newly discovered pandemic has been striking large Vermont Utilities. The “Canuckian Virus” has been rampantly encroaching into the Green Mountain State. Reportedly […]
Residents Unaffected By New Dummerston Highway Sign
DUMMERSTON – Dummerston, VT was approved by state highway officials this month for new signs to be placed along the highway. The new signage would […]
Racy Photos Released Online of Uncovered Bridges
QUECHEE – Several Vermont bridges are concerned this week that their privacy may be violated after racy photos were released online anonymously this week depicting […]
Harpoon Brewery: “Screw it, we’re going to quadruple the IPAs”
WINDSOR – For connoisseurs of Vermont’s local brewers, a trip to Harpoon Brewery is going to be a must this winter with the announcement of […]