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Vermonters Worried About New Cases of Canuckian Virus

March 2, 2020 The Winooski 0

GLASTONBURY – A newly discovered pandemic has been striking large Vermont Utilities. The “Canuckian Virus” has been rampantly encroaching into the Green Mountain State. Reportedly […]

Residents Unaffected By New Dummerston Highway Sign

January 8, 2020 The Winooski 0

DUMMERSTON – Dummerston, VT was approved by state highway officials this month for new signs to be placed along the highway. The new signage would […]

Racy Photos Released Online of Uncovered Bridges

December 14, 2019 The Winooski 0

QUECHEE – Several Vermont bridges are concerned this week that their privacy may be violated after racy photos were released online anonymously this week depicting […]

Harpoon Brewery: “Screw it, we’re going to quadruple the IPAs”

November 15, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINDSOR – For connoisseurs of Vermont’s local brewers, a trip to Harpoon Brewery is going to be a must this winter with the announcement of […]

Headless Horseman Rides Again, This Time For Charity

October 31, 2019 The Winooski 2

BENNINGTON – The Headless Horseman, or “The Hessian”, has been the stuff of nightmares for almost 200 years. But the Sleepy Hollow rider says his […]

Juvenile Detention Center Forced by Judge To Abandon Rehabilitation Techniques; Returns to Medieval Torture

October 24, 2019 The Winooski 0

RUTLAND – After a particularly critical ruling by a judge this week, Woodside Juvenile Rehabilitation Center will no longer be using force, isolation, or seclusion […]

100-Year-Old Andover Woman No Longer Invited to Young Adult Mixers

October 11, 2019 The Winooski 0

ANDOVER – A woman celebrating her 100th birthday this week was shocked to learn at her party that she would no longer be eligible to […]

Breaking: Out of State Visitors Coming Next Week, Everybody Be Cool

September 24, 2019 The Winooski 0

GRAFTON – Reports are breaking out all over the state that out of town guests will be visiting Vermont beginning next week, presumably to view […]

Chester Resident Wins Award For Quilt Made Of Darn Tough Socks, Tries to Return Quilt to Darn Tough For Refund

September 21, 2019 The Winooski 0

CHESTER – The Billings Farm and Museum Quilt Exhibition was won this year by a quilt entitled “Darned Tough,” made entirely of Darn Tough brand […]

Seven Days Involved In Massive Sasquatch Cover-Up

September 6, 2019 The Winooski 1

BRADFORD – The Creamery Bridge in Bradford, VT has been closed since 2018 thanks to an angry Sasquatch, but you’d never know it by reading […]

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